Sardar: Kal meri dadi kunwain main gir gayee thi, buhut chot lagi chilla rahi thi..
Dost: Ab kaisi hain woh ?
Sardar: Theek he hongi subha say kunwain say koi awaz nahi ayee..
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Mujh say kiya galati ho gayee hay yar ?
Why are you avoiding me ?
Atleast week main ek dafa to yad ker liya kero...
Your behavior is really hurting me..
FAQAT TUMHARA
TOOTH BRUSH
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Meaning of Pakistan
P = Pyaar
A = Aman
K = Khush Haali
I = Insaf
S = Security
T = Tarraqi
A = Azaad Adliya
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N = Not Available..
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Mohabbat to hum nay bhi ki hay dost!,
Lekin hamaray saath kuch khaas nahi howa,
TAJMAHAL hum bhi banwa saktay thay,
Lekin hamara BANK LOAN pass nahi howa..
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Ek Sardar chat per say gir gaya.. Doctor ko bulaya to unho nay check ker kay bataya kay "He is dead"..
Kuch dair baad woh Sardar achanak say uth betha or Bola: Main zinda hoon..
Us ki biwi jo pass hi bethi thi boli: Tu chup ker kay laita reh doctor say ziada tu nahi janta..
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Sardar sharab peetay howay biwi say: Tum koun ho ?
Biwi: Pagal ho gaye ho kiya, apni biwi ko bhool gaye ?
Sardar: Nasha har ghum bhula daita hay behen!..