16-02-2010, 03:16 PM
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 Sentences typed by Medical Secretaries..
These are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries in N Hospitals Greater Glasgow, Scotland: 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.*
2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.*
3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.*
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.*
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.*
6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.*
7.. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.*
8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.*
9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.*
10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.*
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.*
12. She is numb from her toes down.*
13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.*
14. The skin was moist and dry.*
15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.*
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.*
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.*
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.*
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy.*
20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.*
21 Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.*
22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.*
23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.*
24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.*
25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.*
26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities*
27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.*
28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.*
29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.*
30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.*
31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.*
32. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.*
33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.*
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