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Old 12-01-2010, 01:24 PM   #1
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Foki Foki is offline 12-01-2010, 01:24 PM







The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for






Blood plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded in half




more than seven (7) times.
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Donkeys kill more people annually




than plane crashes.
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You burn more calories sleeping




than you do watching television
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The first product to have a bar code



was Wrigley's gum.

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The King of Hearts is the only king





WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive





from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.






(Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!)
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Apples, not caffeine,




are more efficient at waking you up in the morning

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning
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Most dust particles in your house are made from



DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.





So did the first " Marlboro Man. "
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Walt Disney was afraid





OF MICE!

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PEARLS MELT




IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:

Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...



but, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,



and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.



(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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Richard Millhouse Nixon





was the first U.S. president
whose name contains all the letters
from the word "criminal."
The second ?


William Jefferson Clinton




(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?! !)

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And the best for last.....




Turtles can breathe through their butts.
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