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Old 03-01-2010, 08:12 PM
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Smile As An Employee



AS AN EMPLOYEE,


* the biggest motivation is salary


* the unluckiest thing is promotion without salary adjustment


* the most "syok" thing is you don't work anyhow also get pay increment


* the greatest talent is "carry big stuff"


* the greatest mistake is to argue with your boss


* the most demoralising thing is to receive salary late


* the most pitiful thing is you did not get your salary and your boss ran away


* the happiest thing is you become your boss' boss


* the cleverest thing is you are late but boss doesn't know


* the stupidest thing is you publicly say that you are lazy


* the most common thing is - the boss says something but means another


* the proudest thing is you sack your boss


* the most "rugi" thing is you work hard but your colleague takes the credit


* the most dangerous thing is to become a "two-headed" snake


* the biggest satisfaction - sending e-mail like this during office hours!! heheheheheheheh. ...


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