07-12-2009, 06:18 PM
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 Gorilla Expert..
A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla inhis tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, callsand asks them to send over someone who's a gorilla expert. When the man arrives,he is carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair of handcuffs. The mansays,''What are all of those for?'' The animal control officer says, ''I'llclimb up in the tree, knock the gorilla down, the dog will bite him in the nutsand you must slap the handcuffs on his wrists.'' The man asks,''What is the gunfor?'' The animal control officer responds, ''If I fall first, you shoot thedog!'''
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