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[sadia]

Bas bohat ho gia
Ab ager tum ne sms nhi kia
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To
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To main charpai se chalang lga ker khudkushi ker lon gi,
.
urte hue jahaz k niche a jaon gi,
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sukhi neher main doob jaon gi,
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table fan se rassi bandh k phansi charh jaon gi,
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disprin ki goli kha k khudkushi ker lon gi,
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zehreli dawai(Dew 1.5 liter) pi lon gi,

ager..

tum ne meri baat na mani to is k zimedar tum ho gi..

---------- Post added at 01:23 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:22 PM ----------

Tum paas aaye
Yuon muskarye
Apne 32 Daant dikhaye
Dekh ke mera dil
Phoot phoot ke rota hai
Yaar tumse brush bhi
dhang se nahi hota hai

---------- Post added at 01:24 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:23 PM ----------

Shama ro ro ker pervaane se keh rahi hai,
Shama ro ro ke pervaane se keh rahi hai
Mujhe rumaal laa ke dedo, meri naak beh rahi hai.