Father: Agar next time tum exam me fail howay to mujhe Dady mat kehna. Child: okey dad. Father Kuch arsay kay baad, Tumharay result ka kiya howa. Child: Sorry Basheer.. __________________________________________________ ________________ Husband: Agar is mulk ki hukumat meray hath main hoti to main is mulk ki taqdeer badal daita. Wife: Tum pehlay apni shalwar badal lo subah se ulti pehni howi hay. __________________________________________________ _________________ Mareez ne achanak ankhain kholtay howay pucha, Dr. Sahib kiya mera operation kamyab howa ? Jawab aya, Sabar se kam lo main Dr nahi farishta hun.
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