Father: Agar next time tum exam me fail howay to mujhe Dady mat kehna.

Child: okey dad.

Father Kuch arsay kay baad, Tumharay result ka kiya howa.

Child: Sorry Basheer..

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Husband: Agar is mulk ki hukumat meray hath main hoti to main is mulk ki taqdeer badal daita.

Wife: Tum pehlay apni shalwar badal lo subah se ulti pehni howi hay.

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Mareez ne achanak ankhain kholtay howay pucha, Dr. Sahib kiya mera operation kamyab howa ?

Jawab aya, Sabar se kam lo main Dr nahi farishta hun.

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