interesting confusions

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1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why don't birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bug?
5. What would we have called the color orange if it weren't a fruit?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?
7. f the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?
8. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
9.Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
10. Why do people say, "You've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?

11. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
12. Is there another word for synonym?
13. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
14. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
15. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
16. Do pilots take crash-courses?
17. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
18. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
19. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
20. How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?