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Old 22-05-2009, 10:02 PM
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Default interesting confusions

1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why don't birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bug?
5. What would we have called the color orange if it weren't a fruit?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?
7. f the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?
8. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
9.Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
10. Why do people say, "You've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?

11. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
12. Is there another word for synonym?
13. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
14. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
15. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
16. Do pilots take crash-courses?
17. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
18. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
19. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
20. How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
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Default Re: interesting confusions

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1. Can you cry under water.?
Yes...y not, but tears will drown
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
they tell better
3. Why don't birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
becoz they have their home in nests
4. What do you call a male lady bug?
explain your question
5. What would we have called the color orange if it weren't a fruit?
tell the name of colour first decided or the fruit name
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?
The dogs
7. f the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?
I think there are many other things also which were save, its a foolish question
8. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
you know that someone has copyrighted so you should tell
9.Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
No...coz they are still building
10. Why do people say, "You've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?

Who says this.........
11. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
Its not possible
12. Is there another word for synonym?
Yes...n thay is "another word"
13. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Coz in the time all traffic replaced rush
14. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Is it a question?
15. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Are you asking or telling?
16. Do pilots take crash-courses?
Why they should do?..... are human ever do death courses
17. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
They both made with the same chemical
18. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
I havent experienced it....if you do you should tell.
i think its for attention coz when sounds are there your attention is diverted their
19. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
coz its bears all abberaviations
20. How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

All mads do so....Do you too?

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