Funny Quotes

[Foki]

• School: A place where papa pays & son plays

• Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all ur

life so tht you can die rich

• Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills

• Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.

• Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while loosingthem bcoz friendship is not an opportunity its a sweet rsponsibility.
  

• If love is sweet why does it hurt,

• if love is deep why does it burn,

• If love is warm why do we shiver,

• If love is tender why do we cry,

• If love is forever why do we die

• To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough,

• Being missed by someone is nice

• But missing someone is painful,

• Being loved is secure but to love is insecure