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Foki 12-05-2009 11:22 AM

Funny Quotes
 
  • School: A place where papa pays & son plays
  • Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
  • Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
  • Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.


  • Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while loosingthem bcoz friendship is not an opportunity its a sweet rsponsibility.


  • If love is sweet why does it hurt,
  • if love is deep why does it burn,
  • If love is warm why do we shiver,
  • If love is tender why do we cry,
  • If love is forever why do we die


  • To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough,
  • Being missed by someone is nice
  • But missing someone is painful,
  • Being loved is secure but to love is insecure


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