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usman_latif_ch

16-12-2009 11:20 PM

A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .

A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar.

Muslim Guy Asks: Wat r u planning?

Bush: Planning World War III

Guy: Really?

Whts Going to Happen?

Bush: Well, this time We Are Going To Kill 140 Million Muslims And KATRINA KAIF

Guy: katrina kaif..? Why do u want to Kill katrina?

Bush Turns To Obama And Says:

"See, I Told You
No One Would Worry About 140 Million Muslims!!!"

momna gull

17-12-2009 11:24 AM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .

yes this is true
a very bitter truth

.BZU.

17-12-2009 01:34 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .

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Originally Posted by momna gull (Post 15421)

yes this is true
a very bitter truth

na ye baat nahi hay...
asal main baat yeh hay kay, Jis ka special name liya jaye ga tu wo tu zahir hay us kay baray main har koi pochay ga... kay is person ko special kiyon point out kia ja raha hay
for example agar yahan par katrina ki jaga kisi bhi aur person (Bussh) ka naam aa jata tu lazmi

Quote:

Guy: --------? Why do u want to Kill ---------?

yeh wala jumla bola jata...

Raheel

17-12-2009 02:13 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .

:argue:

.BZU.

17-12-2009 02:36 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raheel (Post 15430)

:argue:

is main chapak chapak karnay walay konsi baat hay,
hain...
main ghalat likha hay kia?

Raheel

17-12-2009 02:43 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .

Maine yeh nahi kaha kay ap nay galat likha hay, kabhi kabhi ap sahi baat bhi likh daiti hain..:giggle:

.BZU.

17-12-2009 02:45 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raheel (Post 15440)

Maine yeh nahi kaha kay ap nay galat likha hay, kabhi kabhi ap sahi baat bhi likh daiti hain..:giggle:

nahi meri baat hoti theek hay. but samjhnay walay dair say samjhtay hain...
aur kuch loog tu samjh kar bhi mukar jatay hain...

Raheel

17-12-2009 02:47 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .

Quote:

Originally Posted by .BZU. (Post 15443)

nahi meri baat hoti theek hay. but samjhnay walay dair say samjhtay hain...
aur kuch loog tu samjh kar bhi mukar jatay hain...

Har insan apnay baray main yahi soch rakhta hay..

.BZU.

17-12-2009 02:49 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raheel (Post 15445)

Har insan apnay baray main yahi soch rakhta hay..

tu aap bata dain, meri ghalat baat...
Jo aap keh rahay hain kay..

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Maine yeh nahi kaha kay ap nay galat likha hay, kabhi kabhi ap sahi baat bhi likh daiti hain..:giggle:

Raheel

17-12-2009 02:51 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .

Quote:

Originally Posted by .bzu. (Post 15443)

nahi meri baat hoti theek hay. But samjhnay walay dair say samjhtay hain...
aur kuch loog tu samjh kar bhi mukar jatay hain...

look

.BZU.

17-12-2009 02:55 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .

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Originally Posted by Raheel (Post 15450)

look

tu is main ghalat kia hay.. main nay opper usman ki reality kay baray main kuch likha, jo kay momna and usman kay zara against tha. aur aap nay Munh bana liya...
means aap ko paata bhi tha kay my words are not wrong., but app.... ahooo...

Raheel

17-12-2009 03:09 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .

LoLzZzZ, meray moun bananay say ap yeh samajin k main is liye moun bana raha hun kion kay ap ki baat galat hay ? jab kay maine moun to aisay hi banaya tha na kay yeh soch ker k ap galat baat ker rahi hain, ho gayee na ap ki bat galat..

.BZU.

17-12-2009 03:14 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raheel (Post 15455)

but munh aap nay pehlay banaya tha, baad main nahi ...

Raheel

17-12-2009 03:23 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .

Quote:

Originally Posted by .BZU. (Post 15457)

but munh aap nay pehlay banaya tha, baad main nahi ...

Moun pehlay banata to phir to koi baat hi nahi hoti, baad main bananay say hi to ap nay yeh andaza lagaya kay muje shayad ap ki baat galat lagi hay.

usman_latif_ch

18-12-2009 10:11 AM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .

wah jee wah kya larai ho rahi ha yahan, ek chooti si bat thi kahan sy kahan pohanch gai.....

mere quote ka jo maqsad tha wo tu sara kisi or taraf he nikal gaya....lolzzzzzzz
quote galtiyan nikalny k liye nahi tha smjhnay k liye tha

ajkal kya aesa nahi ha k kisi ko kisi ki fiqar nahi, wo tu zahir si he bat ha generally yehi hota ha kisi ka bhi name liye jye tu attention wssi ki taraf divert hoti ha
yahan special muslims ka name liya gaya ha tu kya yeh nahi hona chaheya k katreena ko chore kr bush or obama sy yeh pocha jye k y the muslims only....?
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Quote:

Originally Posted by .BZU. (Post 15443)

nahi meri baat hoti theek hay. but samjhnay walay dair say samjhtay hain...
aur kuch loog tu samjh kar bhi mukar jatay hain...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raheel (Post 15445)

Har insan apnay baray main yahi soch rakhta hay..

hmmm....thts true hr koi(mere or apk bhi smait) yehi smjhta ha k mein ny jo keh diya bas wohi sahi ha...baqi sb jahil hain iss duniya mein
kyoun k wo haqeeqat janana he nahi chahta or yahi smjhta ha jahan mein hn bilkul thk hn, jo mein ny socha smjha wohi thk ha bas or kisi k pass sochny or sahi bat smjhny ki salaheyat nahi ha
or yehi bat wsko haqeeqat sy door ly jati ha...

.BZU.

18-12-2009 11:00 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .

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yahan special muslims ka name liya gaya ha tu kya yeh nahi hona chaheya k katreena ko chore kr bush or obama sy yeh pocha jye k y the muslims only....?

No.. agar aap wo muslim ki jaga non muslim word use kartay aur katrena ki jaga kisi aik famous person ko special point out kartay tu, sunnay wala person yeh na kehta kay non muslim kiyon, belkay us ka pehlay question yeh hota kay us famous personality ko aap specially kiyon kill karna chahtay hain, samjh tu gay ho gay..

usman_latif_ch

19-12-2009 01:05 PM

Re: A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .

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Originally Posted by .BZU. (Post 15541)

offfff...phir meri itni lambi taqreer ka bhanda phore diye apny....mein kehna kya chah raha hn ap kuch or he smjh rahy ho....dobara sy perhain mere last comments....

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wo tu zahir si he bat ha generally yehi hota ha kisi ka bhi name liye jye tu attention wssi ki taraf divert hoti ha

yeh tu mujhay bhi pata ha zahir si bat ha k aesa he hota but jo iss mein lesson ha wo deikho....

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