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Foki 04-01-2010 04:19 PM

Globalization (funny)
 
HERE'S A LESSON FOR YOU, BET YOU NEVER KNEW THIS!




A definition of globalization that
I can understand and to which I now can relate:



Question
:
What is the truest definition
of Globalization?
Answer
:
Princess Diana's death.


Question
:
How come?


Answer
:
An English princess

with an
Egyptian boyfriend

crashes
in a French tunnel,

riding in a
German car
with a
Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian

who was drunk on

Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),

followed
closely by

Italian Paparazzi,

on
Japanese motorcycles,

treated
by an American doctor,

using

Brazilian medicines.

This is sent by

a Canadian,

And forwarded to you by
A Nepali
using
American Bill Gates' technology,

and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,

that
uses Taiwanese chips,

and

a
Korean monitor,
assembled by

Bangladeshi
workers

in a
Singapore plant,

transported
by Indian

truck drivers,

hijacked
by Indonesians,

unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,

and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals.... . ..

That,my friends,
is Globalization!

momna gull 04-01-2010 05:53 PM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
ap nepali hain
Quote:

And forwarded to you by
A Nepali

Foki 04-01-2010 05:57 PM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
No Dear i am not nepali. I am pure pakistani. Actually the person who send me this is nepali. Hope you understand.
Thanks,

Quote:

Originally Posted by momna gull (Post 16199)
ap nepali hain


momna gull 04-01-2010 06:38 PM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
thodi bohat editing bh kerdia kijeye to hum sawal nahi kerain gey phir

usman_latif_ch 05-01-2010 11:16 AM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
yeh bhi Cp technology ha

momna gull 05-01-2010 12:21 PM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
cp technology to hamari youth ko lazy ker rahi hai

.BZU. 05-01-2010 01:19 PM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by momna gull (Post 16217)
cp technology to hamari youth ko lazy ker rahi hai

Yeh is liye bhi ho sakta hay, kay furqan bhai, kisi ki mehnat par apna naam nahi likhana chahatay hongay. isliye shyad unhon nay us ka naam rehnay diya hoga...


But font size ko kam az kam change karna chahiye tha, itni Moota text...
Mujhay lag raha hay kay saari headings hay...

Foki 05-01-2010 03:58 PM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
BZU is right. I don't want to write my name in some one else quote. The other thing you mention here to change the font. I will keep it in mind next time.:008:

usman_latif_ch 05-01-2010 10:40 PM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
Quote:

Yeh is liye bhi ho sakta hay, kay furqan bhai, kisi ki mehnat par apna naam nahi likhana chahatay hongay. isliye shyad unhon nay us ka naam rehnay diya hoga...
hehe...positive thinking

momna gull 06-01-2010 10:57 AM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
kuc ziada hi positive soch lia hai
ager kisi or k qoute ko apna nahi likhna tha to dear us great banday ka nam hi bata do jis ne ye qoute likha hai :)

Foki 06-01-2010 11:43 AM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
I think that you should also have the positive thinking about all. Its a good habit. So you want to know the name of that great person who write this quote. Ok his name is "Abhiraj". Hope you are happy now to know the name of that Great person who write this quote.

Regards,


Quote:

Originally Posted by momna gull (Post 16252)
kuc ziada hi positive soch lia hai
ager kisi or k qoute ko apna nahi likhna tha to dear us great banday ka nam hi bata do jis ne ye qoute likha hai :)


momna gull 06-01-2010 12:03 PM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
hmmmmmmm
wait a minute
kahin aap ko bura to nahi lag gaya
mera itna argue kerna
bhai g dont mind haaaan
or haan ap k itnay sincerety se answer per main waqai happy hoon
hmmmm "abhiraaaaj" is ka kia matlab hai

Foki 06-01-2010 12:19 PM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
No I did not mind upon your all these argues. Dear I will know it that what is the next question from your side and here it is. So the meaning of "Abhiraj" is "Fearless King".

Regards,

Quote:

Originally Posted by momna gull (Post 16257)
hmmmmmmm
wait a minute
kahin aap ko bura to nahi lag gaya
mera itna argue kerna
bhai g dont mind haaaan
or haan ap k itnay sincerety se answer per main waqai happy hoon
hmmmm "abhiraaaaj" is ka kia matlab hai


momna gull 06-01-2010 12:43 PM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
ye meaning usne khud bataya hai ya phir aap ko khud pata tha
wese lafzi mani to nikaltay hain
"Abhi" yani rite now and "Raaj" means Rule
matlab "waqti hukumat"

Foki 06-01-2010 11:24 PM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
No dear I find the meaning myself and according to Nepali dictionary the meaning of "Abhiraj" is Fearless King.

Regards,

Quote:

Originally Posted by momna gull (Post 16266)
ye meaning usne khud bataya hai ya phir aap ko khud pata tha
wese lafzi mani to nikaltay hain
"Abhi" yani rite now and "Raaj" means Rule
matlab "waqti hukumat"



---------- Post added at 11:24 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:22 PM ----------

Abhiraj is one of my net friends on hotmail.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foki (Post 16295)
No dear I find the meaning myself and according to Nepali dictionary the meaning of "Abhiraj" is Fearless King.

Regards,





momna gull 06-01-2010 11:40 PM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
uffffffffff yani aglay sawal se pehle hi answer dedia

Foki 07-01-2010 11:49 AM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
Yes I guess that what will the next question is? So I give the answer. Any question is your mind?

Regards,

Quote:

Originally Posted by momna gull (Post 16298)
uffffffffff yani aglay sawal se pehle hi answer dedia


momna gull 07-01-2010 12:00 PM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
NOP
i think aik thread ko itna lamba khainchna theek hai
ub doosray thread per dhiyan detay hain

Foki 07-01-2010 12:02 PM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
Which one?

Quote:

Originally Posted by momna gull (Post 16306)
NOP
i think aik thread ko itna lamba khainchna theek hai
ub doosray thread per dhiyan detay hain


.BZU. 07-01-2010 03:22 PM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Foki (Post 16308)
Which one?




Uff... abhi bhi behis ho rahi hay is thread main..

Foki 07-01-2010 03:26 PM

Re: Globalization (funny)
 
OK dear don't worry no more discussion on this thread.

Regards,

Quote:

Uff... abhi bhi behis ho rahi hay is thread main..


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