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Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Hello friends.Kiyon na aik new thread start kia ja ay. Jis main sab friends apnay favorite funny SMS share karain gay.. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Old Man-”putar ander se mere daant le aa” Pota-”par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi” Budda– “o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a ” ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lein gey, Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai, Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ek ladke ko kya chahiye? Ek ladki jo pyar de, Ek ladki jo acha khana banaye, Ek ladki jo us ki khob khidmat kare, Aur ye teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahain. :p ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Husband apni wife ka janaza le jaa raha tha. Janaze k aage ek kutta aur peche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi, Ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua? Husband : is kutte ne kaat liya tha. Aadmi : ye kutta ek din k liye udhar main de do. Husband : peche line main lago. :p ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Manu JI, That was good.Bohot achha likha hai aapnai.Aasha hai aap yun hi likhtai rahengai. Take Care, Kavita "Kavita"...bas ek kavita. Toota hua dil aur hoton pai hassi. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Pyaar wo nahi tha jo kisi nai kiya Pyaar woh hai jo koi nibha raha hai. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Maana ki woh log badnaseeb hotai hai Jinhai pyaar milta to hai par woh usai paichaan nahi paatai par woh log aur bhi badnaseeb hotai hai jinhai pyaar milta hai,woh usai paichaaan bhi jaatai hai par paa nahi saktai. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Its better to have loved and lost then to have ever loved before so what if the heart breaks at least you will know LOVE. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... 1 Attachment(s) Attachment 5695 Andheri rat thi Ghr pe koi na tha Achanak awaz i Me dar k uth gya Ghari dekhi to rat k 3 baj rahe the Mene lite jalai to lite gai hoi thi Phr mene lalten pakri or drta drta darwaze par gya or pocha kon h? Par awaz na i phr pocha to buht zor se garajte hoi bhyanuk awaz i k me hon.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. FARAAZ: Attachment 5695 |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... 1.Live 2 relax. 2.Love ur bed, its ur temple. 3.Relax in da day, so dat u can sleep at nite. 4.Work is holy, so dnt touch it. 5.Dont do somthin 2mrw,dat u can do da day aftr. 6.Work litle as pssible.Let others do wht needs 2 b done. 7.Dnt worry, nobody died doin nothin, but u cud get hurt at work. 8.If [...] |
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Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... GIRL (IN A PARTY) EXCUSE ME KIA AAP MERE CHEHRE SE AIK CHEEZ HATA SAKTE HAIN BOY (KHUSH HO K ) HAN HAN BOLO KIA GIRL APNI MANHOOS NAZRAIN :m16: |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Latest Shaytaan ki 4 neshanian.
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Sms of the day Apni SOCH Achi rakhen Agr apko zamin se 1OO rupy milen to kbi apni niyat khrb mt krna Balky masjid k pas wali shop se mre num pr EASY LOAD krwa dena 0k? |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Phone kay rishtay bhi ajeeb hotay hain... balance rakh kar bhi loog ghareeb hotay hain Khud Message karnay ki hotti nahi tofeeq jinko Muft message parhnay kay kitne shokeen hote hain... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Dunia main kabhi kisi achay insan ki talash main mat nikalna . . . . . . . . . . Because . . . . . Main ghar main hei hon ajkal... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Teri Berukhi ka shikwa main kis se kerun SANAM, Yahan har dost kehta hay........... . . . Tujh se set nahi ho rahi to number muje de day..:angrymod: |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Shadi k aglay din saas apni nayi nawaili Bahu say : Aj se tum muje MAA or apnay sasur ko PAPA kehna. Bahu : Jee samajh gayee. Sham ko jab husband ghar per aya to Bahu apni saas se boli : MAA! Bhaya aa gaye hain.. ---------- Post added at 02:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:24 PM ---------- Every woman needs a husband desperately, Because every day and every minute something goes wrong, Which she can not blame on the government :happydance: ---------- Post added at 02:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:27 PM ---------- Teacher nay smoking ka nuqsan batatay howay 1 germ ko smoke main dala to woh germ mar gaya. Teacher : Bachon ap ne is se kiya seekha. Student : Smoking kernay se pait k keeray mar jatay hain. ---------- Post added at 02:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:32 PM ---------- Ek shukhs ne apni ek tasveer apni ami ko send kerne k liye khinchwayee to tasveer k background me ek GADHA bhi aa gaya galati se... Us nay apni maa ko tasveer bhejtay howay us k peechay likha. MAA! Seedhay haath wala main hun. ---------- Post added at 02:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:35 PM ---------- Shadi ki 20th anniversary per husband dining table per betha howa gehri soch main hota hay, itnay main wife aa ker poochti hay app kiya soch rahay hain. Husband : Tumhay yaad hay jab tumharay Abbu ne hamain date per pakra tha.. Wife : (Khushi se) han dear muje sab yaad hay.. Husband : Phir unho nay mujse gun point per kaha tha agar tum nay meri daughter se shadi nahi ki or fraud kernay ki koshish ki to tumhay 20 saal k liye jail main bhijwa dunga.. Wife : (smiles) yes dear muje yaad hay.. Husband : AAAAHHH ! Aj meri azadi ka din hota... ---------- Post added at 03:12 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:43 PM ---------- As per research Ciggrate ap ki zindagi k 8 minute kam ker daita hay, Or Ek bar muskurana ap ki zindagi ko 10 minute bhara deta hay, Moral : HANSTAY JAO TAY PEETAY JAO... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Sardar: I think that girl is deaf... Friend: How does u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? Sardar: ZEBRA Teacher: How? Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call". Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court. Sardar to judge: My lord, U R coming daily, doesn’t U have shame? Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?" Smart Sardar Replied: "No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!" Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office? Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir. Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay. While its landing he shouted: “Bombay .. Bombay” Air hostess said: "B silent." Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay" Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU" Sardarji replied: "I Mr YOU" !!. Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key Doctor: When? Sardar: 3 Months Ago Dr: Wat were u doing till now? Sardar: We were using duplicate key Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road...... Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office.... After finishing MBBS, Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said: Torch is okay" |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... SIGNS OF A SUICIDE BOMBER 1) They look healthy due to packings inside. 2) Wearing new unwashed clothes. 3) New hair cut. 4) They donot speak or engage in talk. 5) Recite something in their mouth. When you see someone like above mentioned.. .. .. .. .. .. Tay tusi v kalma parh laina, tauda time aa gaya... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... One day A Trainee Call to CEO by mistake and said Send 2 hot coffee to Accounts Deptt hurry.... CEO shouted: do you Know to whom you are speaking Trainee: NO CEO : to CEO u stupid TRainee: (with Presence Of mind) Do you to whom you are Speaking CEO: No Trainee: Thank God |
Re: Ankh hay bhari bhari or tum muskuranay ki baat kartay ho tum hmey apny kareeb pao ge... karo wada k dosti nibhao ge... matlab ye nahi k sms karna.. bus yad rakhna jb dua k liye hath uthao ge. ---------- Post added at 04:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:39 PM ---------- zindagi dukh sukh ki pheli hai, sukh ma to sab hi piyar jataty hain, par jo dukh ma pyar kary wohi aap ka sucha dost hai, wo na mily to rona mutor mily to khona mut. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... wats da different between men and batteries? Ans: batteries atleast have a positve side 4 Dost 1 american 1 arabian 1 british or 1 sardar from punjab. sawal hua k Dunya main kya cheez sub se ziada tez hai? American: Light Briish: soch Arabian: ANKH KA JHAPAKNA Sardar : LOOSe MOtion bcoz kal rat mai bed per leta tha is se pehle k main aankh jhapakta, sochta or light jalata MOTIOn NIKal GaYa u r My best SMART CUTE GENEIUS LOVEABLE SWEET AND INTELLIGENT FRIEND ........................ ..................... .................. ............... ............ ......... ...... .... .. . NOTE: is msg k tamam kirdar farzi hain or inka Haqiqi zindagi se koi Ta'alluq nahi hai |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... 10 PYAAR Bhary SMS.. 1, . 2, . 3, . 4. . 5, . 6, . 7, . 8, . 9, 10 Kuch Nazar Aaya.? Nahi.? PYAAR Nazar Nahi Ata Mehsoos kia jata hai...! .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ....... 1 kharb 1 arab 1 karor 1 lakh 1 hazar 1 so 1 dafa I LOVE YOU Meri jaan Mery chand Mery sohny Mery pyary PAKISTAN kia smjhe nadaan? .................................................. .................................................. ........................................ Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER... Dear MARIE! Today is GOODDAY. I'm in GALA . U've made my life SOOPER. I'm the PRINCE of ur heart. I want to buy u BAKERY, so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U've Krack'jacked my JAM HEART. Now i'm in 50-50 position. Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u. Tumhara TIGER...! .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................................... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Reporter Zakhmi say: Jab Bomb gira to kiya woh ek dum say phata ? Zakhmi (Ghusay say) : Nahi woh raingta howa meray qareeb aya, or nihayat Adab say, Pyar say, Dheeray say, Sharma ker Arz kiya... Huzoor! THAAAAA :boxing1: ---------- Post added at 01:16 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:01 PM ---------- Churi ko ker taiz itna kay har takbeer say pehlay, Bakra churi say khud poochay bata meri khata kiya hay... ---------- Post added at 02:25 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:16 PM ---------- 2 Sardar ek hi line main banay toilets main bethay thay, dono kay toilets sath sath thay, un main say ek to Qabz tha or doosray ko Loose Motion, Qabz walay sardar nay jab baraber say Phrr Phrr Phat Phat Pritch Pritch Poon ki awazain suni to bebasi say bola : Yahan hum ek Muskurahat ko taras rahay hain or wahan Qehqay pe Qehqay lagaye ja rahay hain.. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Larkay walay Larki ko dekhnay aye... Larkay Walay : Aap ki baiti kuch kerti hay ? Larki Ki Amma : Han Jee! MASHA ALLAH "Rozana 3 Rupees main 500 SMS kerti hay. |
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Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... MOM OF THE MELENIUM: A girl tells her mom: "I want some fresh air, can i go for a walk ? Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to leave you home by 9 pm. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Agar koi tumhain kahay “Oye INSAAN ban Jaao” Tou . . . . . . . Aik baar koshish Zaroor kar lena ---------- Post added at 12:46 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:45 PM ---------- Airoplane (to Rocket): Hi! brother. How can u fly very high speed than me? Rocket: mmm.. if da fire cought your back side, then u know how........ |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Ek sardar kay ghar kay bahir name plate pay likha tha, Wife MSC and Husband FSC.. Ek admi nay poocha Sardar Jee ap ki wife ne kis subject main MSC kiya or ap kay FSC main kon kon say subject thay ? Sardar : Subjectan da te menu nai pata, name plate da mutlub aha.. MSC (Mother of Seven Children) FSC (Father of Seven Children) ---------- Post added at 05:54 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:49 PM ---------- An idea can change your life, but a woman can change your Idea... Moral: Always change woman to change Idea.. What an idea Sir Jee... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Kisi ki shakal daikh kar us ka mazaq na urao. Ho sakta hay kay us ki aap say ziyda GF hon! |
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Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... A popular inspirational speaker said: Best years of my life were spent in arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife! Audience was shocked and silence. He added: She was my mother! Audience applause and laughter! ---------- Post added at 06:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:49 PM ---------- Friendship is like standing on the wet cement. As longer you stay as harder it is to leave. And if you try to leave, you can’t leave without leaving your footprints..!! |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Husband to Wife: Aj tum nay yeh kesa khana banaya hay ? Bilkul Gobar jesa.. Wife: Ya Allah! is admi nay kiya kiya chakh rakha hay.. ---------- Post added at 01:23 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:06 PM ---------- Boy says to a Pretty girl: "Jan-e-Man is dil main aja! Girl: (Ghusay say) Chappal utaroon kiya ? Boy: Aray pagli aisay hi aja, Masjid thori na hay... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Teacher to a student: Ap kay Abbu kiya kaam kertay hain ? Student: Meray Abbu KFC kay owner hain! Teacher: WOW thats nice, do you know the meaning of KFC ? Stucent: "KAKA FRUIT CHAT" ---------- Post added at 11:31 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:20 AM ---------- Ek sharabi bus main sawar howa, to seat per bethay howay ek Molvi Sahab nay kaha: Tum jis rastay per ho woh JAHANUM ki taraf jata hay! Sharabi chillaya: Abay rok ustaad mujhay to NEW KARACHI jana hay.. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... 1 Memon rastay main ja raha tha kay 1 Chor us kay haath say 10 ka note le ker bhaga... Memon us Chor kay peechay peechay bhaga, 2 Miles tak peecha kernay kay baad bhi jab Chor hath na laga to bola : Ay Allah! is ka sawab Abba Marhoom ko pohoncha... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Father: Itnay kum Marks........? 2 Thaper laganay chahiyen!... Son: Han Papa! Mainay to us Master ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay sath chalengay.. ---------- Post added at 07:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:55 PM ---------- Ek Kashti toofan main phans gayee... Captain: Kisi ko toofan say bachnay ki dua yaad hay? Ek Molvi Sahab: Jee Han! mujhay yaad hay... Captain: Theek hay! tum dua mango hamaray pass ek Life Jacket kum hay.. ---------- Post added at 07:10 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:05 PM ---------- HIGH CLASS INSULT.. Boy to Girl: Apnay baal to dekho aisa lagta hay jaisay Grass ughi howi ho.. Girl: Main isi liye itni dair say soch rahi thi kay meray pass GADHA kion khara hay.. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Pathan ki flight mai tabiyet kharab ho gai to air hostess ne pucha '' R U Suffering from Fever " Pathan. " NO I m Gulkhan SUFFERING From Karachi To Peshawar " |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Pathan Larki Se: I Love You. Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo. Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum" I Love You. :yahoo: ************************************************** *** WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96, 1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81 Exams days 35 days,Days left 46 Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26 Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1 That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY. Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy? ************************************************** ********* Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN” :439: ************************************************** *********** Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet” :thinking: ************************************************** ********** TEACHER: what is the different between problem and challenge......? STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem 1boy+3girls=challenge.. ************************************************** ********** On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So Keep Smiling n Reduce Population But. Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror Warna Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay. |
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Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... “OYE” Message Bhej Warna Teri…? M MA MAA MAAA MAARZI Bhai ! Naa Bhej Koi zabardsti thori ha |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe.. Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe.. Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame… ---------- Post added at 04:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:43 PM ---------- Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete… |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Pathan Apni Bv Se Naraaz Hogya Or Apni BV Or Khud Ko Maarny Ka Faisla Kia! Osny Apni KanPatti Py Gun Rakhi Or Bv Ko Bola: ‘Khush Mat Ho, Agla Number Tera hai ---------- Post added at 03:47 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:42 PM ---------- PATHAN: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe le gya. Man: Jhot bolti hy, 1900 the maine khud gine the. PATHAN: Yaar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr. ---------- Post added at 03:48 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:47 PM ---------- Reporter: Khan SAB platform par khare sb pathan kese mar gye? Pathan: Aik elan hua k train platform par aa rahi hai sab ne jan buchanay k liye patri par chalaang laga di Reporter: Phir aap kese bach gye? Pathan: Main khudkukshi k lie patri par leta tha ye elan suna to mein platform par ja kar lait gya. ---------- Post added at 03:49 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:48 PM ---------- Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai? Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe...:-) ---------- Post added at 04:06 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:49 PM ---------- Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... EK sahab nay ek deevar tameer ki, kisi nay mashwara diya kay kuch aisa kero kay deevar purani lagay, Us admi nay baray alfazon main deevar per likh diya, "Hum Quaid-e-Azam Sahab ka Walihana Istaqbal kertay hain".. ---------- Post added at 04:38 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:35 PM ---------- Woh choom lain ek bar to neend nahi ati hay, Unki awaz suntay suntay raat beet jati hay, Isi liye kehtay hain k kabhi risk na uthao, MORTEIN JALAO OR MACHAR BHAGAO.. ---------- Post added at 05:01 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:38 PM ---------- A Man goes to a Library and asks for a book, "Psycho The Rapist"... Librarian searches for a long and when comes back he slaps him and says, "PSYCHOTHERAPIST' HAY SALAY" ---------- Post added at 05:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:01 PM ---------- To be a "Good Professional" always start to study late for 'Exams' because it teacher how to manage "Time and Tackle Emergencies".. Back Benchers Association |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Saal Ki Last Raat Chal Raha Hai. Agar Maine Aapko Koi Dukh Diya ho, Ya Meri Wajah se Aapko koi Taklef hui ho, To Zara Sochiye. Pehle Aapne hi koi Panga Kya Hoga, Warna Aisa to ho hi Nahi Sakta K Meri Jaise. Shareef Samajhdar Educated Baa Ikhlaq Banda Aapko Kuch Kahey. Behtar hai Aap Mujhse Muafi Maang Len. Dil Ka Main Bohot Great Hon Shayed Muaf kar don. Batana Mera Farz Tha Baqi Aapki Marzi. THANKYOU |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... "Kisi ki taraf Dosti ka hath itni jaldi na bharhao, Ho sakta hay us nay Washroom say nikal ker haath na dhoay hoon.. SMS Released by Commander Safeguard. |
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