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Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Ek Admi apni zindagi say tang aa ker bola: Ay Khuda! Aisi zindagi say to mout achi... Itnay main achanak wahan kahin say ek Shair (Lion) aa jata hay... Usay dekhtay hi admi foran bolta hay: Lo ab Banda mazak bhi na keray.. ---------- Post added at 06:48 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:44 PM ---------- One boy to another: Yar kal abba nay buhut mara.. 2nd boy: Kion ? 1st boy: Pata nahi yaar! mainay to bus itna hi kaha tha KAMINAY.. Film dekhnay chalain ? |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Pagal khanay ka incharge ek Pagal say: Ap theek hain is liye ap ko release kiya ja raha hay, magar buhut afsos kay saath kehna par raha hay kay kal jis pagal ko ap nay swimming pool main doobnay say bachaya tha, aj us nay galay main phanda dal ker khudkushi ker li hay.. Pagal: Us nay khudkushi nahi ki, wo to mainay usay taang diya tha sukhanay kay liye.. ---------- Post added at 02:54 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:51 PM ---------- Ek Admi UK gaya Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name ? Admi: Allah Ditta Officer: Please say in english. Admi (kuch dair sochnay kay baad): GOD GIFTED |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... A child said to a Salesgirl in a sweets shop: Miss! will you marry me when i grow up ? Salesgirl smiled and said: Of course when you grow up.. Child: Can't you give your future husband a free chocolate ? ---------- Post added at 02:04 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:37 PM ---------- Our parents have many options to kill us, Poison, Sleeping Pill, Hanging by neck, Throwing from Building, But they choose education, TARPA TARPA KER MARENGAY :) |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... shaan iz remaking titanic with some changes . . . . in the end he doesnt die but swims across the ocean with heroin in 1 hand and titanic in the other hand ---------- Post added at 02:57 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:34 PM ---------- Raat Chand Ne Mujse Kaha K Tere Sub Dost Kanjoos hain Pagal Hain Ghreeb hain Faqeer hain Faltoo hain Mene Chand ko Ghoora Or Ghussay se kaha Mujhay pata hai |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Abhi kuch dair pehle phaatak, Airport, link Road, mall road, defence, wahdat coloni, raeywind road, kalma chok or township ke kuch Areas me na mal00m Afraad ne Mukhtalif Buses ko Roka or Usme Baith kar apne apne Ghar Chalegaye.. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... I love to walk in rain, because no one can see my tears (Charlie Chaplin) I love to walk in Fog, because no one can see, "I am smoking. (Babu Charsi) ---------- Post added at 10:58 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:56 AM ---------- Ek Pathan say kisi nay poocha: Khan Sahab! Radio or Akhbar main kiya farq hay ? Pathan (Kafi dair sochnay kay baad): Dekh mera bhai! baat hay samajhnay ki, ab Radio main tu Tandoor say Rotiyan to la nahi sakta na... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... I never expect other’s to miss me. But I will always drop my SMS into their Inbox to show: I still remember them, with or without their Love.. ---------- Post added at 06:07 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:06 PM ---------- If people criticize you, hurt you, or shout at you, Don’t bother, Just remember In every game audience make the noise, Not the players ---------- Post added at 06:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:07 PM ---------- I may not always love the one who loves me. But, I surely do respect their perfect choice…” http://www.smsglitz.com/wp-includes/.../icon_wink.gif |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Nikkah ke baad larka molvi se :kitni fee hui molvi: bewi ki khobsurati ko mad e nazar rakhtay huwey de du beta larka: ye lo Rs10 achanak hawa chali aur larki ka naqaab uth gaya... molvi: beta baqaya to lete jao.......... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Life has so much to teach us... One famous Chinese poet said: "Shinguyu chi Chongo itima, Shin shun una, Ping pingo ching" Really touching na ? Meray to ansu nikal aye thay :) |
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