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Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... The secret of a happy married life. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Oye, hoye, Sadqe jaun shadi hui ni r secret janne ki itni bechaini ---------- Post added at 02:21 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:18 PM ---------- A man walking down a street heard a voice. “if you take 1 more step, a brick will fall down and kill you. He stopped & a brick fell before him. He went on, while crossing road he heard again stop, just a car missed him. Man asked who are you? I am your guardian angel” Man said, Where were you when I got married? ---------- Post added at 02:22 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:21 PM ---------- Select any 1 bird then I will tell how intelligent you are. Lion! Tiger! Cat! Dog! Horse! Goat! Monkey! ---------- Post added at 02:25 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:22 PM ---------- Two Sardar stopped suddenly. 1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together. 2nd Sardar: Mine too. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... What do you think, why I sms you? Is it because I care you OR I miss you? OR I like you? OR I need you? Na…KAKa…Na I’ve to utilize free sms package. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Assalam-o-Alaikum! . . . . . . . Bas Salam Kar K 10 Nekiyan Kamani Thin. :-) |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Wa laikum salam.. . . . . . . . Salam ka answer day ka hum nay bhi nekiyan kamani hain... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... A Great Japanese proverb 'A Great Japanese proverb: "If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it..." Its PAKISTANI version: "If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste Ur time on it..."' ---------- Post added at 12:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:24 PM ---------- 'Ager larkian bhi masjid main namaz parhne ateen. . . . . . . . To, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . to sub larke 5 waqt k namazi hote.' ---------- Post added at 12:31 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:27 PM ---------- 'After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son. Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha? Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain. Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai? Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai. Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai? Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai. Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai. Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.' |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Kahan Ho Tum Aaj KaL Kidhar Hotay Ho PehLay Tu Har SaaL Aatay Thay or Aawaaz Detay Thay (,")/" /) / ["]/ \_ Gram Aandaaaaaay.......... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Aik Pathan ka hath machine main aa kar kut gaya Us kay dost afsoos karnay kay liyay aai aur kahnay lagay Shukar karo kay tumhara seedha hath nahin kuta Warna tum khana kis say khatay, hath kaisay milatay Pathan: Yeh tum humaray dimagh ki daad do Aaya to hamara seedha hath hi tha Humnay khainch kar foron ulta hath dai diya! |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... ''1 best msg of my life''!!! Jub kabhi tumhe apne rizq mein kami nazar aane lage to kuchh maal Allah ki rah mein de kar Allah k sath tijarat kar liya karo...! |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Height of Mess!! You take blade and write your lover’s name on your arm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . & make a spelling mistake!!.. |
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