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Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Father: Itnay kum Marks........? 2 Thaper laganay chahiyen!... Son: Han Papa! Mainay to us Master ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay sath chalengay.. ---------- Post added at 07:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:55 PM ---------- Ek Kashti toofan main phans gayee... Captain: Kisi ko toofan say bachnay ki dua yaad hay? Ek Molvi Sahab: Jee Han! mujhay yaad hay... Captain: Theek hay! tum dua mango hamaray pass ek Life Jacket kum hay.. ---------- Post added at 07:10 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:05 PM ---------- HIGH CLASS INSULT.. Boy to Girl: Apnay baal to dekho aisa lagta hay jaisay Grass ughi howi ho.. Girl: Main isi liye itni dair say soch rahi thi kay meray pass GADHA kion khara hay.. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Pathan ki flight mai tabiyet kharab ho gai to air hostess ne pucha '' R U Suffering from Fever " Pathan. " NO I m Gulkhan SUFFERING From Karachi To Peshawar " |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Pathan Larki Se: I Love You. Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo. Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum" I Love You. :yahoo: ************************************************** *** WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96, 1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81 Exams days 35 days,Days left 46 Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26 Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1 That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY. Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy? ************************************************** ********* Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN” :439: ************************************************** *********** Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet” :thinking: ************************************************** ********** TEACHER: what is the different between problem and challenge......? STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem 1boy+3girls=challenge.. ************************************************** ********** On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So Keep Smiling n Reduce Population But. Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror Warna Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... to or kia ab banda apnay birth day waley din bhi parhay Quote:
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Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... “OYE” Message Bhej Warna Teri…? M MA MAA MAAA MAARZI Bhai ! Naa Bhej Koi zabardsti thori ha |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe.. Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe.. Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame… ---------- Post added at 04:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:43 PM ---------- Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete… |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Pathan Apni Bv Se Naraaz Hogya Or Apni BV Or Khud Ko Maarny Ka Faisla Kia! Osny Apni KanPatti Py Gun Rakhi Or Bv Ko Bola: ‘Khush Mat Ho, Agla Number Tera hai ---------- Post added at 03:47 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:42 PM ---------- PATHAN: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe le gya. Man: Jhot bolti hy, 1900 the maine khud gine the. PATHAN: Yaar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr. ---------- Post added at 03:48 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:47 PM ---------- Reporter: Khan SAB platform par khare sb pathan kese mar gye? Pathan: Aik elan hua k train platform par aa rahi hai sab ne jan buchanay k liye patri par chalaang laga di Reporter: Phir aap kese bach gye? Pathan: Main khudkukshi k lie patri par leta tha ye elan suna to mein platform par ja kar lait gya. ---------- Post added at 03:49 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:48 PM ---------- Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai? Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe...:-) ---------- Post added at 04:06 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:49 PM ---------- Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... EK sahab nay ek deevar tameer ki, kisi nay mashwara diya kay kuch aisa kero kay deevar purani lagay, Us admi nay baray alfazon main deevar per likh diya, "Hum Quaid-e-Azam Sahab ka Walihana Istaqbal kertay hain".. ---------- Post added at 04:38 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:35 PM ---------- Woh choom lain ek bar to neend nahi ati hay, Unki awaz suntay suntay raat beet jati hay, Isi liye kehtay hain k kabhi risk na uthao, MORTEIN JALAO OR MACHAR BHAGAO.. ---------- Post added at 05:01 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:38 PM ---------- A Man goes to a Library and asks for a book, "Psycho The Rapist"... Librarian searches for a long and when comes back he slaps him and says, "PSYCHOTHERAPIST' HAY SALAY" ---------- Post added at 05:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:01 PM ---------- To be a "Good Professional" always start to study late for 'Exams' because it teacher how to manage "Time and Tackle Emergencies".. Back Benchers Association |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Saal Ki Last Raat Chal Raha Hai. Agar Maine Aapko Koi Dukh Diya ho, Ya Meri Wajah se Aapko koi Taklef hui ho, To Zara Sochiye. Pehle Aapne hi koi Panga Kya Hoga, Warna Aisa to ho hi Nahi Sakta K Meri Jaise. Shareef Samajhdar Educated Baa Ikhlaq Banda Aapko Kuch Kahey. Behtar hai Aap Mujhse Muafi Maang Len. Dil Ka Main Bohot Great Hon Shayed Muaf kar don. Batana Mera Farz Tha Baqi Aapki Marzi. THANKYOU |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... "Kisi ki taraf Dosti ka hath itni jaldi na bharhao, Ho sakta hay us nay Washroom say nikal ker haath na dhoay hoon.. SMS Released by Commander Safeguard. |
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