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Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... The secret of a happy married life. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Oye, hoye, Sadqe jaun shadi hui ni r secret janne ki itni bechaini ---------- Post added at 02:21 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:18 PM ---------- A man walking down a street heard a voice. “if you take 1 more step, a brick will fall down and kill you. He stopped & a brick fell before him. He went on, while crossing road he heard again stop, just a car missed him. Man asked who are you? I am your guardian angel” Man said, Where were you when I got married? ---------- Post added at 02:22 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:21 PM ---------- Select any 1 bird then I will tell how intelligent you are. Lion! Tiger! Cat! Dog! Horse! Goat! Monkey! ---------- Post added at 02:25 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:22 PM ---------- Two Sardar stopped suddenly. 1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together. 2nd Sardar: Mine too. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... What do you think, why I sms you? Is it because I care you OR I miss you? OR I like you? OR I need you? Na…KAKa…Na I’ve to utilize free sms package. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Assalam-o-Alaikum! . . . . . . . Bas Salam Kar K 10 Nekiyan Kamani Thin. :-) |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Wa laikum salam.. . . . . . . . Salam ka answer day ka hum nay bhi nekiyan kamani hain... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... A Great Japanese proverb 'A Great Japanese proverb: "If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it..." Its PAKISTANI version: "If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste Ur time on it..."' ---------- Post added at 12:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:24 PM ---------- 'Ager larkian bhi masjid main namaz parhne ateen. . . . . . . . To, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . to sub larke 5 waqt k namazi hote.' ---------- Post added at 12:31 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:27 PM ---------- 'After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son. Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha? Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain. Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai? Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai. Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai? Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai. Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai. Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.' |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Kahan Ho Tum Aaj KaL Kidhar Hotay Ho PehLay Tu Har SaaL Aatay Thay or Aawaaz Detay Thay (,")/" /) / ["]/ \_ Gram Aandaaaaaay.......... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Aik Pathan ka hath machine main aa kar kut gaya Us kay dost afsoos karnay kay liyay aai aur kahnay lagay Shukar karo kay tumhara seedha hath nahin kuta Warna tum khana kis say khatay, hath kaisay milatay Pathan: Yeh tum humaray dimagh ki daad do Aaya to hamara seedha hath hi tha Humnay khainch kar foron ulta hath dai diya! |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... ''1 best msg of my life''!!! Jub kabhi tumhe apne rizq mein kami nazar aane lage to kuchh maal Allah ki rah mein de kar Allah k sath tijarat kar liya karo...! |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Height of Mess!! You take blade and write your lover’s name on your arm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . & make a spelling mistake!!.. |
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Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Ek Admi apni zindagi say tang aa ker bola: Ay Khuda! Aisi zindagi say to mout achi... Itnay main achanak wahan kahin say ek Shair (Lion) aa jata hay... Usay dekhtay hi admi foran bolta hay: Lo ab Banda mazak bhi na keray.. ---------- Post added at 06:48 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:44 PM ---------- One boy to another: Yar kal abba nay buhut mara.. 2nd boy: Kion ? 1st boy: Pata nahi yaar! mainay to bus itna hi kaha tha KAMINAY.. Film dekhnay chalain ? |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Pagal khanay ka incharge ek Pagal say: Ap theek hain is liye ap ko release kiya ja raha hay, magar buhut afsos kay saath kehna par raha hay kay kal jis pagal ko ap nay swimming pool main doobnay say bachaya tha, aj us nay galay main phanda dal ker khudkushi ker li hay.. Pagal: Us nay khudkushi nahi ki, wo to mainay usay taang diya tha sukhanay kay liye.. ---------- Post added at 02:54 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:51 PM ---------- Ek Admi UK gaya Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name ? Admi: Allah Ditta Officer: Please say in english. Admi (kuch dair sochnay kay baad): GOD GIFTED |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... A child said to a Salesgirl in a sweets shop: Miss! will you marry me when i grow up ? Salesgirl smiled and said: Of course when you grow up.. Child: Can't you give your future husband a free chocolate ? ---------- Post added at 02:04 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:37 PM ---------- Our parents have many options to kill us, Poison, Sleeping Pill, Hanging by neck, Throwing from Building, But they choose education, TARPA TARPA KER MARENGAY :) |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... shaan iz remaking titanic with some changes . . . . in the end he doesnt die but swims across the ocean with heroin in 1 hand and titanic in the other hand ---------- Post added at 02:57 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:34 PM ---------- Raat Chand Ne Mujse Kaha K Tere Sub Dost Kanjoos hain Pagal Hain Ghreeb hain Faqeer hain Faltoo hain Mene Chand ko Ghoora Or Ghussay se kaha Mujhay pata hai |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Abhi kuch dair pehle phaatak, Airport, link Road, mall road, defence, wahdat coloni, raeywind road, kalma chok or township ke kuch Areas me na mal00m Afraad ne Mukhtalif Buses ko Roka or Usme Baith kar apne apne Ghar Chalegaye.. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... I love to walk in rain, because no one can see my tears (Charlie Chaplin) I love to walk in Fog, because no one can see, "I am smoking. (Babu Charsi) ---------- Post added at 10:58 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:56 AM ---------- Ek Pathan say kisi nay poocha: Khan Sahab! Radio or Akhbar main kiya farq hay ? Pathan (Kafi dair sochnay kay baad): Dekh mera bhai! baat hay samajhnay ki, ab Radio main tu Tandoor say Rotiyan to la nahi sakta na... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... I never expect other’s to miss me. But I will always drop my SMS into their Inbox to show: I still remember them, with or without their Love.. ---------- Post added at 06:07 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:06 PM ---------- If people criticize you, hurt you, or shout at you, Don’t bother, Just remember In every game audience make the noise, Not the players ---------- Post added at 06:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:07 PM ---------- I may not always love the one who loves me. But, I surely do respect their perfect choice…” http://www.smsglitz.com/wp-includes/.../icon_wink.gif |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Nikkah ke baad larka molvi se :kitni fee hui molvi: bewi ki khobsurati ko mad e nazar rakhtay huwey de du beta larka: ye lo Rs10 achanak hawa chali aur larki ka naqaab uth gaya... molvi: beta baqaya to lete jao.......... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Life has so much to teach us... One famous Chinese poet said: "Shinguyu chi Chongo itima, Shin shun una, Ping pingo ching" Really touching na ? Meray to ansu nikal aye thay :) |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Answer this and prove that u r intelligent Black is a colour White is also a color But Black&White T V is not a colour T V!! WHY? Answer It! |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Japani: Hamaray yahan Japan main Train ki timings itni accurate hain kay ap apni watch mila saktay ho.. Pakistani: Hamaray Yahan yeh accurate timings wala Kam KESC (Karachi Electric Supply Corporation) walay ker rahay hain.. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... I like people like you who like others like me and make the others like me to like others like you. http://www.smsglitz.com/wp-includes/...icon_smile.gif Think again & again. There’s a wonderful meaning in it..!! |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon Wah Wah Wah Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon Wah Wah Wah Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon Acha! Ab Main Chalta Hon. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya: Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya. Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do. Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske Baap ko Maar Diya. Aur Bola Ye Lo Sahi Ho Gaya. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Sardar: Kal meri dadi kunwain main gir gayee thi, buhut chot lagi chilla rahi thi.. Dost: Ab kaisi hain woh ? Sardar: Theek he hongi subha say kunwain say koi awaz nahi ayee.. ---------- Post added at 04:47 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:45 PM ---------- Mujh say kiya galati ho gayee hay yar ? Why are you avoiding me ? Atleast week main ek dafa to yad ker liya kero... Your behavior is really hurting me.. FAQAT TUMHARA TOOTH BRUSH ---------- Post added at 04:53 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:47 PM ---------- Meaning of Pakistan P = Pyaar A = Aman K = Khush Haali I = Insaf S = Security T = Tarraqi A = Azaad Adliya . . . . . N = Not Available.. ---------- Post added at 04:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:53 PM ---------- Mohabbat to hum nay bhi ki hay dost!, Lekin hamaray saath kuch khaas nahi howa, TAJMAHAL hum bhi banwa saktay thay, Lekin hamara BANK LOAN pass nahi howa.. ---------- Post added at 05:02 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:55 PM ---------- Ek Sardar chat per say gir gaya.. Doctor ko bulaya to unho nay check ker kay bataya kay "He is dead".. Kuch dair baad woh Sardar achanak say uth betha or Bola: Main zinda hoon.. Us ki biwi jo pass hi bethi thi boli: Tu chup ker kay laita reh doctor say ziada tu nahi janta.. ---------- Post added at 05:07 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:02 PM ---------- Sardar sharab peetay howay biwi say: Tum koun ho ? Biwi: Pagal ho gaye ho kiya, apni biwi ko bhool gaye ? Sardar: Nasha har ghum bhula daita hay behen!.. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... January to December Sunday to Saturday Am to Pm My feelings for u have never changed....... u.... R.... always.... a HEADACHE to me!!!! ---------- Post added at 01:31 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:30 PM ---------- When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me i'll take u to an eye specialist !! ---------- Post added at 01:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:31 PM ---------- During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last chance to run away. ---------- Post added at 01:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:32 PM ---------- Just close your eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds...... Open your eyes! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............ ---------- Post added at 01:34 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:33 PM ---------- I wrote your name on the sands............. it got washed away, I wrote your name in air.......................... it got blown away, So i wrote your name in my heart............. i got an HEART ATTACK ---------- Post added at 01:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:34 PM ---------- your smile can be compared to a flower your voice can be compared to a cuckoo your innocence to a child but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best ---------- Post added at 01:37 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:36 PM ---------- when I ask u flower, you give me bouquet When I ask u a stone you give me a statue When I ask u a feather u give me peacock ARE YOU REALLY DEAF? ---------- Post added at 01:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:37 PM ---------- The human brain is most outstanding thing....... It Functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love.. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Mujh Say Chand Keh Rha Tha, Tumhary Dost Nay Tumko Bhula Diya Hai... . . Main Ny Muskra K Jawab Diya "Nahi, chawwal da package muk gya honaa":-) |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Tmhari Tasvir Bnate Hen To Adhuri Reh Jati Hy Wah Wah Tmhari Tasvir Bnate Hen To Adhuri Reh Jati Hy Kabi Seeng Reh Jate Hen To Kabi Poonch Reh Jati Hy....... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Never think more about the past, its brings tears, Don't think more about the future, its brings fear... Just think about me, its brings Cheers! :) ---------- Post added at 06:03 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:01 PM ---------- Boy friend to his Girl Friend: Main tumharay ghar gaya tha mujhay nahi lagta kay hamari shadi ho sakay!.. Girl Friend: Kion meray PAPA say milay kiya ? Boy Friend: Nahi, tumhari BEHEN say.. ---------- Post added at 06:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:03 PM ---------- Maths and women are the two most complicated things in this World.. But.. Maths at least has LOGIC... ;) ---------- Post added at 06:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:05 PM ---------- Ek baat hamaisha yaad rakhna zindagi main do cheezain hamaisha qismat walon ko milti hain.. 1. Baray kano wali desi bakri... 2. Aseel Murgha.. ---------- Post added at 06:10 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:09 PM ---------- Dedicated to my lovely friends... Hazaron mashgalay hain jo mujhay masroof rakhtay hain, Magar tum log aisay "DHEET" ho kay phir bhi yad atay ho.. ---------- Post added at 06:13 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:10 PM ---------- Wife: Main Driver ko job say nikal rahi hoon, kion kay aj main doosri baar martay martay bachi hoon.. Husband: Begum! us bicharay ko ek moqa aur de do.. ---------- Post added at 06:14 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:13 PM ---------- Teacher: "Mainay subha ko ek khoobsurat larki dekhi" is ka future tense batao ? Student: "Main shaam tak woh larki phansa loonga".. :58: ---------- Post added at 06:16 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:14 PM ---------- Wife: Chiragh lay ker bhi dhoondo gay to mujh jesi Bivi sari duniya main nahi milegi.. Husband: Tumhain kis nay keh diya main doosri bar bhi tumharay jesi dhoondhoonga.. ---------- Post added at 06:19 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:16 PM ---------- Wo stop pay thi main dekhta raha... Himat ki us kay pass gaya, Kaha "CHANDA" Usnay foran 10 rs nikalay, Mainay hairat say kaha yeh kiya ? Usnay piyar say kaha "CHANDA" or kiya.. ---------- Post added at 06:31 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:19 PM ---------- Important Note: Jab kisi ka accident ho jata hay to Doctors or Staff ko yeh mushkil paish ati hay kay, uskay ghar walon ko kesay inform kiya jaye, is liye Doctors tajveez kertay hain kay har shaks apnay mobile main "ICE" kay naam say us shaks ka number save keray, jisay emergency ki soorat main inform kiya ja sakay.. "ICE" stands for "In case of Emergency".. ---------- Post added at 06:34 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:31 PM ---------- 1 Admi ka 1 Crore ka bond nikla, company walon nay socha is tarah achanak batanay say khushi say mar sakta hay, is liye ek Memon employee ko bolay, us ko aisay batao kay us ka Heart Fail na ho... Memon us admi ko ja ker bola: Farz kero agar tumhara 1 Crore ka Bond nikalta hay to tum kiya kero gay ? Aadmi: Agar aisa howa to adha tumhain de doonga.. Memon khushi say mar gaya.. ---------- Post added at 06:41 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:34 PM ---------- Teacher: What is meant by "I Miss you" ? Student: Miss is ka matlub hay main tumhari Miss hoon.. ---------- Post added at 06:44 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:41 PM ---------- Sardar: Mujhay meri shadi per susral walon say BMW mili.. 2nd Sardar: Magar teray pass to koi Car nahi hay.. Sardar: Abay Gadhay! BMW ka matlub "Bohot Moti Biwi" ---------- Post added at 06:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:44 PM ---------- Sardar to pathan: Yar shadi kay baad larkion ko begum kion kehtay hain ? Pathan: Simple, shadi kay baad larkion kay saray ghum larkon ko mil jatay hain or woh Be-Ghum ho jati hain.. ---------- Post added at 07:12 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:45 PM ---------- Sardar Police Station aya or aa ker bola: Mujhay Arrest ker lo, mainay apni biwi kay sar per danda mara hay... Police: Woh mar gayee kiya ? Sardar: Nahi! isi liye to yahan aya hoon ab meri khair nahi.. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Uff Allah, Itnay saaray Post replies... Kamal hay... Aik hei post main sab nahi likhay ja raha thay? |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Likhay ja rahay thay magar edit kernay main mujhay problem hoti to yeh easy tha meray liya :) |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Munna Bhai: Aay Circuit! "Yeh apnay Ghandi Jee Qameez kion nahi pehentay thay" ? Circuit: Bhai bolay to! "Gandhi Jee bhi apnay zamanay kay Salman Khan thay" ---------- Post added at 03:50 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:46 PM ---------- Teacher in Computer Class: What are the 3 latest versions of JAVA ? Student: Mar JAVA, Mit JAVA, Lut JAVA..... Ishq main dil kiya jaan bhi, nam teray ker JAVA O JAVA JAVA. ---------- Post added at 03:56 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:50 PM ---------- A Woman was kidnapped and Kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband and demanded for money... Husband replied: I want more proof :) |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... I like people like you who like others like me and make the others like me to like others like you.. Think again and again, there is a beautiful meaning in it.. ---------- Post added at 06:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:03 PM ---------- Wife to Husband: Aj ap office say jaldi kesay aa gaye ? Husband: Achanak meray boss ko kisi baat per ghussa aya to us nay mujh say kaha JAHANUM main jao... Main foran utha aur ghar chala aya.. ---------- Post added at 06:07 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:05 PM ---------- A Man to his friend: My Wife died yesterday... I am trying to cry but tears are not coming out.. What to do ? Friend: No problem! just imagine she is back... ---------- Post added at 06:08 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:07 PM ---------- Is waqt Pakistan kay 4 baray problems hain.. 1. Load Shedding 2. Mehengayee 3. Taliban Aur 4. Nojawano ko har haftay honay wala sacha piyar.. ---------- Post added at 06:12 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:08 PM ---------- Agar kisi ko Matric, Intermediate, BS, MSC, MCS ya kisi bhi papers main number barhwanay hon to mujhay Name and Roll Number send ker daina.. Main Masjid main dua kerwa dunga.. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Height of Jihalat.. You take a blade and write your lover's name on your Arms.. . . .. . . . . And make a spelling mistake.. ---------- Post added at 12:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:25 PM ---------- Memon kay baitay ka accident howa to Dr nay kaha: Ap kay baitay ki dono tangain katni peraingi.. Memon sar paker ker baith gaya.. Dr: Kiya howa ? Memon: Afsos ho raha hay, kal he mainay isay new chappal dilayee thi..[COLOR="Silver"] |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Nobody teach volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to arise, Hurricanes to sway around, And No one teaches how to choose wife Natural disasters just happen!.. ---------- Post added at 03:24 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:22 PM ---------- Never say i failed 1000 times, say that i discovered 1000 ways that can cause failure.. Thomas Edison Moral: Bay Haya ban jana magar apni galati na man'na.. ---------- Post added at 03:24 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:24 PM ---------- A Fact! What is the heaviest burden of life ? An empty pocket.. ---------- Post added at 03:25 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:24 PM ---------- Mainay kahin suna tha kay khoobsurat cheezain dekhnay say insan khoobsurat ho jata hay...to . . . Humaisha meri tasveer apnay pass rakha kero :) ---------- Post added at 03:26 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:25 PM ---------- Wife: Ap ko meri khoobsurti ziada achi lagti hay ya Aqal Mandi ? Husband: Begum! mujhay to tumhari yeh mazak kernay ki adat buhut pasand hay.. ---------- Post added at 03:28 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:26 PM ---------- Bap nay apnay baitay ki talashi li to us ki pocket say Cigrattes, Charas, Naswar or Katrina Kaif ki kuch tasveerain aur buhut sari girls kay numbers niklay, Bap nay baitay ko buhut mara aur poocha kab say ker rahay ho tum yeh sab ? Baita (Rotay howay): Abbu mainay ap ki jacket pehni howi hay.. ---------- Post added at 03:37 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:28 PM ---------- Thousands of yesterdays go, Thousands of todays go, Thousand of tomorrows come, But the believe of student remain same, "KAL SAY PAKA PARHAINGAY" ---------- Post added at 03:40 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:37 PM ---------- Wife apnay husband say: Ghar main mehman aa rahay hain aur ghar main sirf dal paki hay, to tum kitchen main ja ker bartan gira dena awaz sun kay main poochongi kiya howa to kehna Begum QORMA gir gaya, phir koi bartan girana main poochongi kiya howa to kehna Begum BIRYANI gir gayee phir main kahoongi acha daal to hay na woh lay ao.. Jab mehman atay hain or husband kitchen main jata hay to bartan girnay ki awaz say wife poochti hay kiya howa ? Husband: Begum daal he gir gayee.. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Petrol prices are reduced by 0.50 Paisa / Per Liter... Hum Zardari Sahab kay bay hud shukar guzar hain, ab is say jo bachat hogi us main hum committee dal ker 1 Chintoo Candy kharidengay.. :) ---------- Post added at 06:49 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:47 PM ---------- Ek bacha apni maa say: Mom! mujhay 10 rupees daina bahir faqeer ko denay hain.. Maa: Kahan hay Faqeer ? Bacha: Mom! woh bahir khara QULFIYAN baich raha hay.. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Maine apne ghar walo ko sub kuch bata dia hai. wo man gaye hai. Tum b bata do. wo b maan jayege k k K TAPAL DANEDAR k pack per pure Rs.5/- ki bachat hai. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... What an Idea Sir Jee! To save papers exams should be taken on mobiles instead of sheets because students have more typing speed than writing speed.. ---------- Post added at 01:06 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:04 PM ---------- We pronounce 21 as Twenty One, 31 as Thirty One, 41 as Forty One, 51 as Fifty One, 61 as Sixty One, Thank why not 11 as Onety One ? Objection by Back Bencher's Association.. ---------- Post added at 01:07 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:06 PM ---------- Flirting is the only job in the world, that boy can not include in their CV.. Despite having years of experience and number of references.. ---------- Post added at 01:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:07 PM ---------- Father to his son: Jao baita meray liye ek Glass Pani lay kay ao. Son: Nahi Abu main nahi ja raha main game khail raha hoon.. Another Son: Chorain abbu yeh to hay he badtameez, ap khud ja kay Pani pee lain or ek Glass meray liye bhi letay ayen.. ---------- Post added at 01:11 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:09 PM ---------- Class main teacher nay kaha: Jo stupid hay woh khara ho jaye, ek bacha khara ho gaya.. Teacher: Kiya tum stupid ho ? Bacha: Nahi madam ap akaili khari thi mujhay acha nahi laga.. ---------- Post added at 01:12 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:11 PM ---------- Lady to Doctor: Mera baita motorcycle say gir gaya hay.. Doctor: I can't understand please speak in English.. Lady: My Londa is Gironda from Hero Honda.. ---------- Post added at 01:13 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:12 PM ---------- Sardar to Doctor: Ap nay Nurse buhut achi rakhi hay, us ka hath lagtay he main theek ho gaya :) Doctor: Janta hoon, thapar ki awaz yahan tak ayee thi.. ---------- Post added at 01:15 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:13 PM ---------- An Ant might be small, but it can bite on your hip.. Can you, Bite on Ant's hip ? Moral: Kamzor samajh ker no Panga... ---------- Post added at 01:22 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:15 PM ---------- Mehmaan: Main jab chaye peeta hoon to ap ki Billi mera moun kion dekhti hay ? Maizban: Yeh buhut chalak hay, apna piyala pehchan laiti hay.. ---------- Post added at 01:23 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:22 PM ---------- Baba Ranchorddas on Dosti: Kabhi bhi dost kay peechay mat bhago, agar bhagna he hay to hamaisha us ki Girl Friend kay peechay bhago, Dost jhak mar kay bhi tumharay peechay ayega.. ---------- Post added at 01:24 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:23 PM ---------- Garmiyan aa gayee hain dosto, Apnay sar per geela or thanda kapra rakhna, Dimag per sooraj ki kirnain bilkul mat parnay daina, kion kay bhoosa jaldi aag pakerta hay.. ---------- Post added at 01:26 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:24 PM ---------- Sachi Mohabbat kiya hay ? Jab ap kay Mehboob ki naak beh rahi ho, or ap usay chat lain or apko us ka zaiqa Rafhan Custard jesa lagay to samajh laina you are in Love.. ---------- Post added at 01:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:26 PM ---------- What a winning Attitude.. 3 Ants saw an Elephant coming, Ant 1: We will kill him.. Ant 2: We will break his legs.. Ant 3: Forgive him guyz he is alone and we are 3.. ---------- Post added at 01:29 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:27 PM ---------- Doctor to Pathan: Tumhari sehat kharab hay is liye behtar hay kay tum Cigrrate Noshi chor do.. Pathan: Yeh nahi ho sakta doctor! Cigratte hum phir bhi chor day ga magar Noshi hamara biwi hay.. ---------- Post added at 01:31 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:29 PM ---------- Life of a Student.. Josh hay Hosh nahi, Wallet hay Paisay nahi, Attendance hay Lecture nahi, Mobile hay Balance nahi, Exam hay Tension nahi, Parhna hay Mood nahi.. ---------- Post added at 01:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:31 PM ---------- Husband: Tum say shadi ker kay mujhay ek faida to howa.. Wife: (Khush ho ker) konsa faida ? Husband: Mujhay meray gunahon ki saza duniya main he mil gayee.. ---------- Post added at 01:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:32 PM ---------- Aj mainay ek jan bachayee.. Wo aisay kay mainay ek faqeer say poocha agar tujhay 1000 ka note doon to tu kiya keray ga ? Us nay kaha main khushi say mar jaunga.. Main bola: Ja nahi daita.. ---------- Post added at 01:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:33 PM ---------- English Teacher: Make a sentence using Neither Nor ? Student: When Girls wear tight fitting dresses Neither they are comfortable Nor we are.. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Why in wedding ceremony women sits on left and men on right ? Because according to the Balance Sheet.. All Assets are on right side and Liabilities on left.. ---------- Post added at 06:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:02 PM ---------- Father to his son: Is bar tum exams main fail ho ya pass main tumhay Bike zaroor dilwaunga.. Son: (Khush ho ker) Konsi bike ? Father: Pass howay to Honda CD 70 College janay kay liye or agar fail howay to Yamaha 100 Doodh baichnay kay liye.. |
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