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Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Teri Berukhi ka shikwa main kis se kerun SANAM, Yahan har dost kehta hay........... . . . Tujh se set nahi ho rahi to number muje de day..:angrymod: |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Shadi k aglay din saas apni nayi nawaili Bahu say : Aj se tum muje MAA or apnay sasur ko PAPA kehna. Bahu : Jee samajh gayee. Sham ko jab husband ghar per aya to Bahu apni saas se boli : MAA! Bhaya aa gaye hain.. ---------- Post added at 02:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:24 PM ---------- Every woman needs a husband desperately, Because every day and every minute something goes wrong, Which she can not blame on the government :happydance: ---------- Post added at 02:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:27 PM ---------- Teacher nay smoking ka nuqsan batatay howay 1 germ ko smoke main dala to woh germ mar gaya. Teacher : Bachon ap ne is se kiya seekha. Student : Smoking kernay se pait k keeray mar jatay hain. ---------- Post added at 02:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:32 PM ---------- Ek shukhs ne apni ek tasveer apni ami ko send kerne k liye khinchwayee to tasveer k background me ek GADHA bhi aa gaya galati se... Us nay apni maa ko tasveer bhejtay howay us k peechay likha. MAA! Seedhay haath wala main hun. ---------- Post added at 02:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:35 PM ---------- Shadi ki 20th anniversary per husband dining table per betha howa gehri soch main hota hay, itnay main wife aa ker poochti hay app kiya soch rahay hain. Husband : Tumhay yaad hay jab tumharay Abbu ne hamain date per pakra tha.. Wife : (Khushi se) han dear muje sab yaad hay.. Husband : Phir unho nay mujse gun point per kaha tha agar tum nay meri daughter se shadi nahi ki or fraud kernay ki koshish ki to tumhay 20 saal k liye jail main bhijwa dunga.. Wife : (smiles) yes dear muje yaad hay.. Husband : AAAAHHH ! Aj meri azadi ka din hota... ---------- Post added at 03:12 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:43 PM ---------- As per research Ciggrate ap ki zindagi k 8 minute kam ker daita hay, Or Ek bar muskurana ap ki zindagi ko 10 minute bhara deta hay, Moral : HANSTAY JAO TAY PEETAY JAO... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Sardar: I think that girl is deaf... Friend: How does u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? Sardar: ZEBRA Teacher: How? Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call". Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court. Sardar to judge: My lord, U R coming daily, doesn’t U have shame? Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?" Smart Sardar Replied: "No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!" Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office? Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir. Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay. While its landing he shouted: “Bombay .. Bombay” Air hostess said: "B silent." Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay" Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU" Sardarji replied: "I Mr YOU" !!. Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key Doctor: When? Sardar: 3 Months Ago Dr: Wat were u doing till now? Sardar: We were using duplicate key Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road...... Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office.... After finishing MBBS, Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said: Torch is okay" |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... SIGNS OF A SUICIDE BOMBER 1) They look healthy due to packings inside. 2) Wearing new unwashed clothes. 3) New hair cut. 4) They donot speak or engage in talk. 5) Recite something in their mouth. When you see someone like above mentioned.. .. .. .. .. .. Tay tusi v kalma parh laina, tauda time aa gaya... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... One day A Trainee Call to CEO by mistake and said Send 2 hot coffee to Accounts Deptt hurry.... CEO shouted: do you Know to whom you are speaking Trainee: NO CEO : to CEO u stupid TRainee: (with Presence Of mind) Do you to whom you are Speaking CEO: No Trainee: Thank God |
Re: Ankh hay bhari bhari or tum muskuranay ki baat kartay ho tum hmey apny kareeb pao ge... karo wada k dosti nibhao ge... matlab ye nahi k sms karna.. bus yad rakhna jb dua k liye hath uthao ge. ---------- Post added at 04:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:39 PM ---------- zindagi dukh sukh ki pheli hai, sukh ma to sab hi piyar jataty hain, par jo dukh ma pyar kary wohi aap ka sucha dost hai, wo na mily to rona mutor mily to khona mut. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... wats da different between men and batteries? Ans: batteries atleast have a positve side 4 Dost 1 american 1 arabian 1 british or 1 sardar from punjab. sawal hua k Dunya main kya cheez sub se ziada tez hai? American: Light Briish: soch Arabian: ANKH KA JHAPAKNA Sardar : LOOSe MOtion bcoz kal rat mai bed per leta tha is se pehle k main aankh jhapakta, sochta or light jalata MOTIOn NIKal GaYa u r My best SMART CUTE GENEIUS LOVEABLE SWEET AND INTELLIGENT FRIEND ........................ ..................... .................. ............... ............ ......... ...... .... .. . NOTE: is msg k tamam kirdar farzi hain or inka Haqiqi zindagi se koi Ta'alluq nahi hai |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... 10 PYAAR Bhary SMS.. 1, . 2, . 3, . 4. . 5, . 6, . 7, . 8, . 9, 10 Kuch Nazar Aaya.? Nahi.? PYAAR Nazar Nahi Ata Mehsoos kia jata hai...! .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ....... 1 kharb 1 arab 1 karor 1 lakh 1 hazar 1 so 1 dafa I LOVE YOU Meri jaan Mery chand Mery sohny Mery pyary PAKISTAN kia smjhe nadaan? .................................................. .................................................. ........................................ Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER... Dear MARIE! Today is GOODDAY. I'm in GALA . U've made my life SOOPER. I'm the PRINCE of ur heart. I want to buy u BAKERY, so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U've Krack'jacked my JAM HEART. Now i'm in 50-50 position. Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u. Tumhara TIGER...! .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................................... |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Reporter Zakhmi say: Jab Bomb gira to kiya woh ek dum say phata ? Zakhmi (Ghusay say) : Nahi woh raingta howa meray qareeb aya, or nihayat Adab say, Pyar say, Dheeray say, Sharma ker Arz kiya... Huzoor! THAAAAA :boxing1: ---------- Post added at 01:16 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:01 PM ---------- Churi ko ker taiz itna kay har takbeer say pehlay, Bakra churi say khud poochay bata meri khata kiya hay... ---------- Post added at 02:25 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:16 PM ---------- 2 Sardar ek hi line main banay toilets main bethay thay, dono kay toilets sath sath thay, un main say ek to Qabz tha or doosray ko Loose Motion, Qabz walay sardar nay jab baraber say Phrr Phrr Phat Phat Pritch Pritch Poon ki awazain suni to bebasi say bola : Yahan hum ek Muskurahat ko taras rahay hain or wahan Qehqay pe Qehqay lagaye ja rahay hain.. |
Re: Joke and Funny SMS; all new Short Messages Collections... Larkay walay Larki ko dekhnay aye... Larkay Walay : Aap ki baiti kuch kerti hay ? Larki Ki Amma : Han Jee! MASHA ALLAH "Rozana 3 Rupees main 500 SMS kerti hay. |
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