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 Spread the stupidity Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. ________________________________________ Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ________________________________________ Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. ________________________________________ Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage. ________________________________________ EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ________________________________________ Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? ________________________________________ Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ________________________________________ Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? ________________________________________ Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? ________________________________________ Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? ________________________________________ Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ________________________________________ Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? ________________________________________ Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food? ________________________________________ Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? ________________________________________ Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ________________________________________ You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! ________________________________________ Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? ________________________________________ Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? ________________________________________ If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? ________________________________________
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