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Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
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Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

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Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
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Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.
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EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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