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Old 29-01-2010, 04:53 PM   #1
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1.It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2.It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3.It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

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matlab aap purey musalman hain or 4 hi ki nishadahi ki hai
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matlab aap purey musalman hain or 4 hi ki nishadahi ki hai
achaaaa.....yeh pora muslim hony k liye 4 shadiyan kerni hoti hain
bara mushkil kam ha phir tu ek he sambhhali jye tu kafi ha ........
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