26-05-2010, 05:28 PM
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Why husband avoid questions.. Wife: What would you do if I died ? would you get married again ?
Husband: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not ? Don’t you like being married ?
Husband: Off course I do!
Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry ?
Husband: Okay Okay I’d get married again!
Wife: You would ?
Husband: -------------- ?
Wife: Would you live in our house ?
Husband: Sure! It’s a great house..
Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: Probably! Its almost new
Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers ?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do..
Wife: Would you give her my Jewelry ?
Husband: No I am sure she’d want her own!
Wife: Would she wear my shoes ?
Husband: No! her size is 6…
Wife: -SILENCE-
Husband: O SHIT
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