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Old 28-05-2009, 02:42 PM
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Wink Us ki zulfain

Baith kar us ki zulfon kay saye main
Meri wafaon ko josh aaya

Wah wah..!
Wah wah..!

Phir..?

Us kay bhai nay daikh liya
or
shaam ko hospital main hosh aaya...........

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Old 28-05-2009, 02:56 PM
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1 TRUCK dusre truck ko rassi se bandh ker leja raha tha:

Ye daykh ker 1 pathan hans ker lot pot ho gaya or kehnay laga:

Ek Rassi ko lai janay k liyay
2 2 truck.

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Old 29-05-2009, 01:55 PM
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Hahahhahaha, nice achay jokes hain. I don't know kay pathanon ko har aik kion nishana banata hay? kidding

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Hahahhahaha, nice achay jokes hain. I don't know kay pathaon ko har aik kion nishana banata hay? kidding
By the way aap bhi tu by face pathan lagtay ho ...
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Yes I am. But pathan's are not that much mad. As people think of them.
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Old 29-05-2009, 03:45 PM
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"not that much"hmmmmmmmmm mean somehow they are mad.
and by the way ye ap shah se pathan kab ho gaye?
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Yes I am. But pathan's are not that much mad. As people think for them.
hr caste ki koi na koi bat mashoor ho jati ha or wo un logon mein majority ko represent kerti ha laqin zaroori nahi ws caste ka hr person aesa he ho aesy he pathan / khan or sikhon ki yeh bat mashoor ha k wo khar demagh or jahil hotay hain or dekha jye tu kisi hud tk yeh bat thk bhi mahsoos hoti ha society mein
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hr caste ki koi na koi bat mashoor ho jati ha or wo un logon mein majority ko represent kerti ha laqin zaroori nahi ws caste ka hr person aesa he ho aesy he pathan / khan or sikhon ki yeh bat mashoor ha k wo khar demagh or jahil hotay hain or dekha jye tu kisi hud tk yeh bat thk bhi mahsoos hoti ha society mein
No no I am not agree with your statement. Actually har woh banda khar dimagh hay jo baghair sochay samjhay baat karta hay. Chahay woh kisi bhi area ka resident ho. Ab sirf pathano bura kehna na insafi hay. Kya doosray logon main bohat akal hoti hay. Baywakoofi walay jaraseem sab main hotay hain. Kya hay kay kuch logon ki bewakoofi ko highlight kiya jata hay or kuch ki nahi. Doosri baat pathano ko sardaron say milana insaaf nahi.
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Qararded Pakistan 1940 mai pass hovi
aur pakistan aur india 1947 mai bane
7 saal tk dono nations yehi sochti rahi
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k pathan ko kon rakhy ga aur sardar ko kon rakhy ga.
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Qararded Pakistan 1940 mai pass hovi
aur pakistan aur india 1947 mai bane
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k pathan ko kon rakhy ga aur sardar ko kon rakhy ga.

or dono ny dono ko adha adha rakh liya....
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