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Old 13-07-2010, 10:35 AM
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Telegram 1

A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife -

"I wish you were here."

The message received by wife -

"I wish you were her."


Telegram 2

A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered
her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as -

"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."


Telegram 3

A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says let's put,

"You are not getting older you are getting better."

The salesman asks, "how do you want me to put it?"

The man says, "You are not getting older, at the top and you are getting better, at the bottom."

The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake -

"You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom."

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