A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:


Man: I lost my wife (misty)

Inspector: What is her height

Man: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy

Man: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of eyes

Man: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair

Man: Changes according to season

Inspector: What was she wearing

Man: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly

Inspector: Was somebody with her ..................

Man: Yes my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the man started crying…..

Inspector: Lets search for the dog first !!!!!!!

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bechri wife ny itna bura hal kiya hwa ha jo dog k sath rakhti thi iss ko or deikho phir phir wski report kerwany chala gaya

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