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Old 08-05-2009, 03:33 PM
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Default The lion in U.S.

Dear Students,
Be a loin in Pakistan.


In a poor zoo of Pakistan, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more
Than 1 kg meat a day.

The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited
the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c

Environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card also.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very
Nicely for breakfast.

The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few
Bananas.

Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were
worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from Pakistan.

The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food
Bag of bananas was delivered.

The lion was so furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted him, 'Don't
You know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your
Management? What nonsense is this? Why are you delivering bananas to me?'


The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle
But... Did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!!



Moral of the Story:

Better to be a Lion in Pakistan rather than a Monkey elsewhere!
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