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Old 02-06-2010, 02:00 PM
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Default Important Dinner Party...

A businessman had arranged an important formal dinner party at his home where they were going to serve stuffed whole baked fish as the main course.

While the guests were eating the appetizer, the cook came to the host and whispered, Please come urgently to the kitchen.

The host went to the kitchen where the cook explained that while he was serving the starter, the cat ate a big chunk of the fish which they were going to serve. The host said, Just fill the hole with stuffing and turn the other side up, nobody will notice.

The fish was served and when they were nearly finished eating, the host was again called to the kitchen. The cook said, "The cat is dead!

The host rushed back to the dinner party and apologized, "Something was wrong with the fish and everyone must have their stomachs pumped out at the hospital.

When they came back everything was still fine and the host went to ask the cook, Where is the cat?

Oh, said the chef, "The cat is still by the road where the car ran it down.

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