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Old 19-05-2010, 02:53 PM
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A woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

Wow, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.

Oh, mercy me! she exclaims, I can hardly stand it!

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the stores owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The 1st first floor has wives that love romance.

The 2nd floor has wives that love romance and have money.

The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited

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Old 19-05-2010, 03:43 PM
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Achcha zara mujhe address do me dekh ker aata hoon 3, 4, 5 and 6th floor me kya hai.. may be meri lottery lag jaye..
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Old 19-05-2010, 04:02 PM
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Lottery main kiya nikalnay ki umeed hay ?
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Lottery main kiya nikalnay ki umeed hay ?
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