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Fantastic Definitions... School: A Place where PAPA pays and SON plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
Marriage: Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters.
Dictionary: A Place where success comes before work.
Smile: A Curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Doctor: A Person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
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