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Raheel

03-06-2010 05:28 PM

Fantastic Definitions...

School: A Place where PAPA pays and SON plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

Marriage: Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters.

Dictionary: A Place where success comes before work.

Smile: A Curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Doctor: A Person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

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