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Old 18-02-2010, 11:39 AM
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Help ☼ ☼ At a Doctor's Clininc....☼ ☼


☼ ☼ At a Doctor's Clininc....☼ ☼

One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him "OK, what happened to your back?"


The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club?
This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom.
On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open.
I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone.
As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself.
I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, Thatís how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.
What the hell happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now.
Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late.
I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you wonít believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do.
The doctor is shocked.
Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"
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