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Old 19-12-2009, 02:46 AM  
Do not go in Juwar alone! :)
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Once there was a Jutt
He was cuttingJuwaar with datari
He saw a wadda sara naang
He began to cry
Dhaar woo
Dhhaar wo Amma...
Moral: Do not go in juwar alone...

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hmmm....pata ha laqin thori confusion ho gai thi

voice sy ( Dahrr wooo.....dhar wooo amma...)
yeh tu ws kissan ny kaha tha na mein smjh naag ny

waise bhi "naag" nahi "naang" likha hwa tha ....issska waise ek or matlab bhi nikalta ha punjabi mein.....lolzzz
seraiki main naang saanp ko kehtay hain..
punjabi main kisay kehtay hain,....mujhay nahi pata
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seraiki main naang saanp ko kehtay hain..
punjabi main kisay kehtay hain,....mujhay nahi pata
hmmm....but punjabi mein or urdu naag sanp ko kehty hain or punjabi mein naang ....naked ko kehty hain
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issska waise ek or matlab bhi nikalta ha punjabi mein.....lolzzz

Woh matlub bhi bata do isi bahanay punjabi bhi seekh jaunga..
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Woh matlub bhi bata do isi bahanay punjabi bhi seekh jaunga..
aap kay oper walay message main chawli maari tu hoi hay ... means is ka meaning bataya tu huya hay
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SamaGh nai aaya?
lo abh aap ko na punjabi main samjh aaya na english main na urdu main... then konsi language main samjh aa ay ga aapko?

agar abhi bhi samjh nahi aa raha hay tu skip kar day, yeh joke impotant nahi hay, exams main nahi aanay wala... meri warranty hai..
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agar aa gaya tu warrenty claim kaise hogi...?
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agar aa gaya tu warrenty claim kaise hogi...?
Teacher nay exams ka paper banana hay. Juwar ka joke nahi bana na... I am sure kay kabhi nahi aa sakta is qisam ka question

waisay agar aa bhi giya tu,.

Aap ko claim ke liye dena paray ga,
aap ki taazi taazi waqfiyat hay na warrenty walon say. aap hei help kar dena na meri
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muje lagta hai punjabi or saraiki ki class lena zaruri ho gaya hai
bohat si cheezain miss ho jati hai or aam si baat bohat khas lagti hai
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