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Old 01-06-2009, 12:24 AM
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A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug
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Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch? .


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An Ape hates grape cakes.


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Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.


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My Bhaiya buys black Bananas by the bunch.


The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne
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Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.


Do tongue twisters twist your tongue?


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If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not
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How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop
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If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his
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One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.


Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?


Black bug's blood.
Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.


It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you
off in!


Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.


Freshly-fried fat flying fish


Rubber baby-buggy bumpers.


Jolly juggling jesters jauntily juggled jingling jacks.


Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king's kitchen.


Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,
did Billy Button buy a buttered biscuit?
If Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,
Where's the buttered biscuit Billy Button bought ??


A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
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