09-01-2011, 09:24 PM
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Husband and wife relationship. Husband and wife relationship
[1] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
[2] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
[3]Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
[4]My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
[5]A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. .
[6] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
[7] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married..
Man : Will it help?
Dr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
[8]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
[9]Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
[10]It is funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. |