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Old 05-06-2009, 05:23 PM
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Frustrated victim of chain mails



Hi All,
This is a Mail
from a frustrated victim of chain mails:

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain
letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it
in 2009 also.

Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
with AIDS.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause cancer...

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and
sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone
will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to
dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda,
Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get
sick from the rat faeces and urine..

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she
is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my
kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl!
she's been 7 since 1993...)

* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to
transfer his uncle's property of some hundred millions $.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi
Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to
someone else)

IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10
seconds, a bird will SH** on your head today at 6:10pm




Bye

A frustrated victim

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Old 05-06-2009, 05:38 PM
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Not Matter Re: Frustrated victim of chain mails

the note on end is fantastic...
these chain mails or msgz.. dnt knw who started this bad bug?
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