BZU PAGES: Find Presentations, Reports, Student's Assignments and Daily Discussion; Bahauddin Zakariya University Multan Right Header

HOME BZU Mail Box Online Games Radio and TV Cricket All Albums
Go Back   BZU PAGES: Find Presentations, Reports, Student's Assignments and Daily Discussion; Bahauddin Zakariya University Multan > Entertainment & Enjoyment > Chit Chat

Notices

Chit Chat Everybody loves a bit of randomness, care to share yours? Any one Else can talk here.


Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Rate Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old 01-06-2009, 12:51 AM
usman_latif_ch's Avatar
Senior Member

 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Lahore
Age: 39
Posts: 6,663
Contact Number: 03009441339, 03334146191
Program / Discipline: Engineering
Class Roll Number: BME-01083029 (The University Of Lahore)
usman_latif_ch has a reputation beyond reputeusman_latif_ch has a reputation beyond reputeusman_latif_ch has a reputation beyond reputeusman_latif_ch has a reputation beyond reputeusman_latif_ch has a reputation beyond reputeusman_latif_ch has a reputation beyond reputeusman_latif_ch has a reputation beyond reputeusman_latif_ch has a reputation beyond reputeusman_latif_ch has a reputation beyond reputeusman_latif_ch has a reputation beyond reputeusman_latif_ch has a reputation beyond repute
Smartass Answer these

[1] Take off my skin -- I won't cry, but you will! What am I?

[2] The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?

[3] You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?

[4] Which is correct: 18 plus 19 is 36. Or 18 plus 19 are 36?

[5] Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

[6] What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?

[7] How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

[8] Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

[9] What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?

[10] What travels around the world yet stays in one corner?

[11] How is it possible to shave three times a day and still grow a beard?

[12] Is it physically possible for you to stand behind your mother, and for your
mother to stand behind you at the same time?

[13] What is harder to catch the faster you run?


Wait Go Back and Make Sure you answered them all:
X
X
X
x
x
x
x
You can't wait, I see, OK here are the
Answers:

1.
An onion

2.
A towel

3.
The telephone

4.
Actually neither is correct - 18 plus 19 is 37.

5.
Mt. Everest

6.
A chalkboard

7.
Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore

8.
Every month has at least 28 days.
9.
Peppers

10.
A stamp.

11.
If you were a barber, you could shave other men three times a day and still
grow your own beard.

12.
Yes, if you stand back to back

13.
Your breath

__________________
Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
answer


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Short Answer Salman Mushtaq Quotes 0 06-08-2011 10:04 AM
Honest Answer.. Raheel Quotes 0 19-02-2010 11:43 AM
Finally got the Answer.. Raheel Funniest Pictures 0 15-02-2010 03:57 PM
Marvelous answer usman_latif_ch Chit Chat 0 09-01-2010 02:18 PM

Best view in Firefox
Almuslimeen.info | BZU Multan | Dedicated server hosting
Note: All trademarks and copyrights held by respective owners. We will take action against any copyright violation if it is proved to us.

All times are GMT +5. The time now is 02:52 PM.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.