This is a true essay written by a CSS candidate at the CSS Exam held in year 2002-2003 in Islamabad . The candidate has written an essay on Cow: You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.
"COW"
He is the cow. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed. And because he is female, he gives milks, [but will do so when he is got child.]. He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [horses don't have any such attachment]
What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, water mans and mankind generally.. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his other motion. {gober} is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes [like Pizza], in hand, and drying in the sun.
Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating.. Then afterwards he chews with his teeth that are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body here upon he gives hit with it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.
This is the cow.
We have come to know that this guy passed the exam and now working as DC somewhere in Punjab !!!
__________________ Waqas Ahmed
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Very interesting and he writes very intelligibily !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
__________________ Waqas Ahmed
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My education, expertise and experience as follows:
MS (CS), M.Sc.(TS), CCNA, CCNP, RHCE (prepared),
HTML, XHTML, DHTML, CSS, Javascripts, PHP, MYSQL, WORDPRESS, JOOMLA, DRUPEL, PHPBB ETC..
Adobe Photoshop, FLASH.
VMWARE Server. Windows 2003 Server, Apache Server, Squid Server, etc.
You can also get training from any of above or gain services. Mobile : 0313-7359605 Email : waqqas1@yahoo.com Company : www.vision2define.com http://bzupages.com/f2/aoa-760/
waqai. hamare taaleemi mayaar ka andaza is se lagaya ja sakta hai k aisa insan css mein pohanch bhi jate hain aur exam pass bhi kar jate hain and most sadly they get the job which they do not deserve.
corrupt people
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