12-02-2011, 09:37 PM
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 | M.Arsalan Qureshi | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Garden Town, Multan Cantt
Posts: 616
Program / Discipline: BSTS Class Roll Number: 09-31 | |
 Re: only Pathan can do that....:)
Pathan New York Gaya
Wahan Aik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi Tou Kaha
Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa Pehle Aik ßacha
Gira Usne Pakar Liya Phir Aik Admi Gira Usse ß Pakar Liya Phir Aik
Kala Admi Kooda Tou Pathan Nai Chor Diya 0r Kaha ...
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Oye
Jali Huyi Lashen Mat Phenko !!! 
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heheheheh Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.
Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“
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Pathan:Hm 35 Behn Bhai Hain...
Girl: Kia Tumhare Ghar Family Planing Waly Nahi Aye Thy...
Pathan:Aye Thy!
Hum Sub Sipara Parh Rahy Thy Wo Madrsa Samjh Kar Wapas Chaly Gaye..
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1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya
Koi kehta mri shalwar
Koi kehta meri qameez
1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?
Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya.
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1 Pathan Darwaze pe Gun Liye Khara Tha:
Wife: Yahan Kyon Khare ho?
Pathan: Shair k Shikaar pe jaraha hun
Wife: To jao na.
Pathan: Kaise jaon, Bahar Kutta Khara Hai. 
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Pathan: O Yara! Ye Bakra Kitne Ka Hai?
Aadmi: 28000 Ka.
Pathan Hairaan Ho Kar:
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Camera Wala Hai?
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