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Read & Learn! Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
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Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration !
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Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude!
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Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did !
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Q. What is the height of flirting ?
A. When your love letter starts with . . . . "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"
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A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister , don't you have your own sister.
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Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment…. Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs..
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