Newton's laws for Software Engineer
Law -1: Every Engineer continues his state of chatting, using fb or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced Manager.
Law -2: The rate of change in the work is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate when deadline force is applied.
Law -3: For every appraisal there is an equal but opposite work implementation.
Bonus Law -4: BUGS can neither be created nor be removed by developer . It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of BUGS in the project always remains constant.