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Not Matter May I know the Time Please...

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May I know the time please?!
Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
Old Man: Certainly not.

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose,
if you tell me the time?
Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the
time.

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will
definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.
Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me.
Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again.
This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?

Old Man: made it Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to
introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter.
Young Man: Smiles.

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again.
You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.
Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and star waiting for you.
After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.
Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.
Young Man: Oh Yes! and smiles

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my Daughter to a person like you who does not even own a
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