19-02-2010, 11:39 AM
|
 | Contributor | | Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: City off Lights (Due to Load Shedding) Age: 40
Posts: 1,689
Contact Number: Ask Me! Program / Discipline: Bachelor of commerce Class Roll Number: 00 | |
 Test yourself first...
During a visit to the mental hospital, Hamid Mir & Dr. Shahid Masood asked the Director 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital.'
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, and then we give a Teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the Bathtub.'
'Oh, got it we understand,' both Big heads said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
'No. the Director continued,
....
.....
.....
......
.
.
.
.
.
'A normal person would pull the drain plug’
Well....... Do you want a bed near the window?'
|