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Poetry Nice Leave Applications


See , how people write leave Applications.
It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.
Just Read It.

Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land
along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."

This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was
performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."

Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his
daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please
grant me 10 days leave."

Another employee
applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return,
please grant me half day casual leave"

An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache.
I request you to leave me today"

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for
the day."

Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."

Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her
only husband at home I may be granted leave".

Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for
a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As
I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle
both with good experience , I am applying for the post."

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