Father: Itnay kum Marks........? 2 Thaper laganay chahiyen!...
Son: Han Papa! Mainay to us Master ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay sath chalengay..
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Ek Kashti toofan main phans gayee...
Captain: Kisi ko toofan say bachnay ki dua yaad hay?
Ek Molvi Sahab: Jee Han! mujhay yaad hay...
Captain: Theek hay! tum dua mango hamaray pass ek Life Jacket kum hay..
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HIGH CLASS INSULT..
Boy to Girl: Apnay baal to dekho aisa lagta hay jaisay Grass ughi howi ho..
Girl: Main isi liye itni dair say soch rahi thi kay meray pass GADHA kion khara hay..