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Old 05-11-2009, 10:44 PM
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Wink Daring Hubby (joke)

wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband:

Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband...
'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!' she said.
'Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!'

Happy and excited she was counting down the days to her birthday.

And on the day she finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought....






































A WEIGHING MACHINE

The poor guy is dead today, and his wife's in jail for murder!

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