Teacher: Tum baray ho kar kia karogay?
Student: Shaadi..
Teacher: nahi mera matlab hay kia bano gay?
Student: Dulha
Teacher: oho , I mean baray ho kar hasil kia karo gay?
Student: Dulhan
Teacher: Uffo Matlab aisa kia karogay jo tum nay pehlay nahi kia?
Student: Nikah...
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Teacher: Khaali jaga Pur karro:: 900 Chohay kha kar bili _________ chali.
Student: 900 Chohay kha kar bili matak matak ka chali..
Teacher: Gusay say !! kharay ho jao. mazaq kartay ho..
Student: yeh bhi main nay aap ka dil rakhnay kay li ay kaha keh dia , warna 900 chohay kha kar bili chal tu kia Hil bhi nahi sakti hay...