10-08-2008, 10:29 AM
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 SQL QUERY FUNNY (Read this)
WeddingQuery........ ........ (SQL Style) HUSBANDS QUERY
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) ) AS
BEGIN
SELECT
Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw UPDATE MyBankAccout SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE
MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO
MyCarShed VALUES('BMW')
END
GO
Then the wife writes the below query:
DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;
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