Brick Recruitment !! (joke) HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB? Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation. If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the accounts Department. If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing .. If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering. If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning. If they are throwing the Bricks at each other. Put them in operations. If they are sleeping. Put them in security. If they have broken the bricks Into pieces. Put them in information Technology. If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources. If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales. If they have already left for The day. Put them in marketing... If they are staring out of the Window. Put them on strategic Planning.. And then last but not least. If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved. Congratulate them and put them In Top management |
Re: Brick Recruitment !! (joke) foki bhai saab please kabhi koi company mat kholna warna aap to aise recruitement ker logay or companyy k nayya doob jaye gi |
Re: Brick Recruitment !! (joke) Dear momna for your kind information i am already running a company and all the things are going fine still now. I think you still don't see my signature. Regards, Quote:
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signature say kia pata chalta hay... Quote:
apkay ghar ka address aur phone number hay.. aur aik website ka name hai.. abh humain kia pata kay yeh website kis ki hay.... |
Re: Brick Recruitment !! (joke) yeh wesite ek company ki ha....:) Quote:
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Re: Brick Recruitment !! (joke) lolz... Waisay kuchh theek lag raha hay yeh method :) |
Re: Brick Recruitment !! (joke) jaisey aap ko ye shak hai k main girl hoon ya nahi mujhe bhi shak hai k aap ye company own kertay ho ya nahi wese by the way kia exactly same method use kertay ho recruitmnet k liyaae jese aap ne suggest kia hai? |
Re: Brick Recruitment !! (joke) Funny very funny. Go to the site and check the contact us webpage you will find the proof from there that I own this company. But how you will proof that you are a Girl and please dont mind that I say this are you really girl or ............. No dear I did not still try this method to recruite any employee. Regards, Quote:
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Re: Brick Recruitment !! (joke) i dont feel it is neccessary to give you any proof that i am a girl |
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